Generational Hangover

I don't know where this world is going. I'm a sentimental girl and a deep thinker. Kids have no drive, no determination. Well, actually, they do have determination. Determination to play games 99.9% of the time. The .1% is reserved for catnaps. It makes me sad. The youth are the future. I don't think older generations are greatly comforted when they drive by high schools. With this generation, the adults just as might kiss their legacy goodbye.

I know, badmouthing my peers is a no-no, but I could care less. They badmouth me all the time. Everybody I know except a select few are more concerned with how awesome the fight was that day than their own future. We need to step up, not just drift along! If we want to have a future, we need to learn responsibility. Oh, sure, your parent makes you take out the trash. Yep, that's real responsibility. IRG! Kids can't see past their nose mainly because they have a hangover. Party all night, go to school the next day, mouth off or flip off the teacher, and you're a hero. Again, IRG!

But nobody listens to me, of course. Not this generation or an older generation. According to this generation, all I'm good for is cheating off of, (which is why I retaliate and put down the wrong answers for my quizzes, then fix it later). There's no way I can think for myself. They stereotype people SO BADLY! According to older generations, I'm just some punk shooting my mouth off. I hate being ignored. I really do. Probably to the reader, I'm not making sense at all. But, then again, the reader isn't most likely surrounded by pregnant freshmen...I'm not joking. I know about two pregnant freshmen in a school of 518. And that's freshmen alone. I'm not even talking about the abortion ratio thrown in. And then people make fun of ME for keeping it clean. I'd like to see girls make fun of me after puking their guts out in a bathroom from morning sickness.

Of course, as I said before, I'm mainly ignored. Hey, it isn't my problem if some girl can't wait for a husband, unless it's a best friend. Then we have the small problem of her boyfriend mysteriously developing a black eye...I am really annoyed with the kids in my school. This girl asked me Friday, "Why are you so weird?"
So I replied, "Because I'm not some shallow, slow idiot like you who looks like a walking Victoria's Secret advertisement". Most girls do look like bunnies, though. High school girls nowadays are just a bunch of hookers.

So there's my hangover generation for you. Maybe I'll rail on the manipulative boys next time. Please review! I'd like to know I'm not totally ignored!