The spoken word is viewed as an imposition by an increasing number of people |
Text Me When I woke up this morning My first thoughts were of you I called, but got your voice mail, It told me what to do… It said, “I’m really sorry I missed your call today But if you’ll kindly text me I’ll return it right away.” Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby You tell me that you love me In abbreviated words How can I believe a phrase my ears have never heard? I need to hear your voice don’t want no stupid notes Your O-M-Gs and L-O-Ls They really get my goat! Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on text me - Come on and text me baby Texting is destructive The experts say we’ll find It has a deleterious effect upon our mind Two lovers on a park bench Get up to take a walk They stroll along But don’t hold hands they have to text to talk Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on text me - Come on and text me baby If you insist on texting I have one thing to say Take that fancy iPhone And S-I-U-Y-A Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby Come on text me - Come on and texxxxt me. |