The Epic *Chapter Two is up*

Chapter 1

It Begins

This is a tale of the greatest heroes the world will never know.

Though, our story beguins when they weren't that heroic yet.

Three boys were in a small bedroom one day, playing PS3 games. Two boys were sitting on the bed. The first was about nineteen, was five foot ten, with shaggy brown hair, pale skin and blue eyes, wearing a black Jaws shirt and blue jeans. The second was also nineteen, curly black hair light tan and black eyes, wore a grey hoodie, green joker shirt and brown cargo shorts. the last was around sixteen, short dirty blond hair, darkblue tshirt and bleached jeans. It was a normal enough day, the sun was shining, the game was good, but this was to be the first day of the first day of the rest of thier lives. Garry's attention was drawn from the game to the door of Sam's closet, which he never saw open. "Yo Sam what's in the closet?" Garry asked opening the door to find an aray of flashing, swirling colors.

Sam looked over "Oh yeah, thats a doorway to another dimension. I use it to throw away garbage." he said with a shrug, refocusing his attaention on the game.

Garry bent down over the edge to get a better look. "Really? That's pretty coo-Whoa!" He gasped as he slippedover the edge into the dimension hole.

Allof the sudden, Garry felt a tug on the back of his shirt. He looked up to find Sam pulling him up with both hands, kneeling over the ledge formed between his closet and the void "Dude, you saved my life!"

Sam grunted "Yeah, yeah. But how many time do I have to tell ya not to mess with my stuff!"

Garry shrugged "A lot? By the way, how are you pulling me up? Your floors all shagcarpet, thus you should have no friction to pull with and would most likely slip and fall down here with me?"

Sam pondered Garry's words and grew pale "Oh you moron." And with those words, Sam slipped and fell into the void along side his friend, clutching the ledge for dear life.

"Damn it! I told you, never bring logic into this, she always screws stuff up, always!" Sam cursed as he was grabbed by Jack.

"Come on up, bro!" Jack said, his muscles straining to lift the two teens. Sam grinned "Yeah! Go Jack! Show Logic whos boss!"

Just then, in a flash of bright light, the silver skinned personification of logic appeared behind Jack, who mattieralised herself as a tall blonde in a smart buisness suite and matching skirt, looking quite anoyed "You don't think much of logic do you?" she said, immitating Jacks voice. Sam grinned up at his brother, who was blocking Logic from Sams view. "Nope, thats why it's so easy to ignor her, thinking he was safe.

However, Jack was kicked in the rear by Logic, after hearing what Sam said. Sam despraitly let go of Garry and climed up Jack, who grabbed the tail of his shirt while garry grabbed Jack's ankle, and Sam grapsed the ledge for dear life while Logic, who stared at him coldly.

Sam laughed nervously "Baby! Come on! You know I was only kidding! I love you!" he chuckled nervously, knowing full well he messed with Logic once to often.

Logic laughed "If you did you would have called the night after, and remember Jeffery's birthday!"

A blank look dawned Sam's face as he remembered his illegidimate, and somewhat impossible son. "But, I didn't even know that logic could get pregnant!"

Logic shook her head "Thats no excuse. Good bye Sam." and with that, Logic kicked Sam in the head and sent the three of them tumbling through realities.

Logic was about to disappear again when she hear Sam's final words "You're still a bitch!"

Growling, she slammed the closet door shut and went back to the ethereal plane where a baby, with Sam's mousy brown hair and blue eyes bounced in a high chair as his mother rematerialised.

"Aww, whoosh a good bebe? Yesh you are, Yesh your are. Are you gonna be a bum like your dad? No your not, no your not!" The principle cooed as the baby giggled at the baby talk.

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Garry yells at Sam while their falling through the dimensional wormhole. "God damn you why did you have to piss off logic? You know she's a cruel mistress like gravity!"

Sam sobbed "It was hot, I had to move a couch in the middle of the night. Logic told me to wait but I said 'Screw logic' Next thing I know I got this beautiful blond in a bra and panties on my couch tellin me to put my money were my mouth was! Now tell you'd pass up free tail like that."

Jack stares at him, eyes wide. "That's what kept me up that night!? I failed a test because I din't get any sleep! You-you told me you moved the couch!"

Sam shrugged, a playful smirk on his lips. "Well, the couch did move, quite a bit if memory serves."

Jack covered his ears, eyes shut tight in pain "Ahh! I didn't want to know that!"

Sam laughed "You heard it! You can't unhear it!"

Garry seemed to contemplate this before answering "First off I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that, Second why would you decide to move a couch while ice fishing for pink trout next ta two mountains of greatness?"

Sam shook his head "No, no, no, the couch didn't move so much as rock back and forth rhythmically." He explained while Jack had slipped into a coma from all the innuendo, too much for his brain to process.

Garry starts to laugh his ass off "Jack? Jaaaccckkk? I think you broke him." Garry starts poking Jacks unconscious body.

Sam scoffs "He'll be fine. He gets like this when ever he hears to much about the Dirty Saunches." He said making quotations around "Dirty Saunches" Sam paused before smirking "So, speaking of Gravity how is the old girl? Haven't seen her since you ran two feet up the wall. Hehe, remember she had an ice pack in her undies after words!"

Garry chuckles "Ok she looks 21 but she's like 17, and second speaking of her shouldn't we falling down to another dimension or something?"

Sam shrugged "Don't look at me, I used my dimension hole as trash can, I've no fricken clue how this should work. By the way, how the hell didn't you have kids with gravity?"

"Dude back then I only stuck to anal sex and plus Gravity likes it. BBBBoooonnnngggg!!!!" Garry replied

Then Garry looks down and looks back up at Sam as he starts to fall at an alarming rate.

Sam laughed " I think that was supposed to be a secret dude!" he said to his friend as he watched him fall further into the abyss. "Hmm, should I help him? Probably not." Sam watched for a little longer before he sighed and grabbed jack "Hey Gravity, No Fat Chicks!" He said before a split second later he began to fall faster than Garry.

"I told you she's not fat! Besides I think u doomed us both!" Garry yelled

Sam laughed "You're right, she's morbidly obese!" he said as he was inexplicably hit on the with a frying pan. "OW! What the fuck!"

"I told u she had a temper like bull, She's a bitch at times!" Then Garry gets hit in the with a bowling ball.
"I wan't a pony!" Garry muttered confused as all hell.

Sam yelled angrily at the sky "Hey! Stop chucking shit at us you fat harpy bitch! Yeesh!" Sam looked over at Garry who seemed to be better, then noticed he wasnow under an emense shadow. " What the hell?" Sam looked up andhis eyes grey so wide they threatened to fall out of his head "Oh, dear, god." Was all Sam could say before he was hit by a humped back whale. Sam floated from under the great mammal relatively unscathed. Looking around he laughed  "I'm alive!"  he cried in triumph before a small ball peen hammer hit him in the kiwis. "ow." he squeaked as jack woke up "What the hell happened?" he muttered, unaware that they were still falling.

Garry looked up to see the silhouette of his ex superisingly she had a figure like and hourglass, red hair and nice set of A-cup breasts. "ga ga ga poopy trim." He said while doing a double take.

Sam tilted his head "Who's the babe? and what happened to the fat bitch Gravity?"

"Dude the babe is Gravity" he said looking at Sam like he was an idiot.

Jack couldn't stop starring "I have a huge bonner right now!" said Jack.

Sam blinked "First, ew. Second, I'm gonna die now aren't I?"

"Most likely you'll be deader than dead." Garry whispered to Sam.

Gravity comes closer to the boys. "So do like the new look boys?" She said grabbing Garry's chin pulling him close to her face.
"You look amazingly sexy babe." Said Garry love struck.

Sam nodded "You look stunning! Did you loose weight? I can't tell , you look exactly as I remember you." Sam said, slinging complements as to avoid being crushed.

Gravity shoots Sam an evil eye "And you looked like the little worm I rememer you as."

Garry grabs his making her focus all her attention on him. "Hey baby what do say we renew our relationship and get a little closer if you know what I mean."

Sam shrugs "What can I say, I don't like dieng. So, while my pervy friend hits on you, would you happen to know the way outta here?" Sam asked calmly while Jack went Fap with his business, fap fap fap.

"Hey Jack what are you OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!" Sam said as he went temporarily blind.

Gravity look at Sam "I do know the way out but in order for me to tell you, Garry must do a "FAVOR" for me."

Sam groaned "What is it? Off a guy? Whack a guy? Whack off a guy, cause he's straight." he said, slightly kidding, Garry was bi at best.

Gravity smirked "I want Garry inside me right here, right now."

"Yo narrater I'm not bi I'm a slacker! Theres a difference." Garry raged

The narrator flips Garry the bird as Sam shudders "Thank god I'm already blind, but I'm not about to whore off my friend, no matter how much he wants it."

"But if you don't whore him off for 15 minutes you'll be stuck here forever with those two and richard simmons." Gravity explained

Then richard simmons fell from out of nowhere.
"Now move those legs girls, you can do it! Come on ladies don't give up."

Garry looked in horror "FFFFFFFFFuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!"

Sam gulped "As I said before, really glad I'm blind. As for Garry, go nuts. Just take him back to your place please."

"Thanks" Gravity smirked as she grabbed Garry's hand.

"Oh and all you need to do to get out of here is swim to the dimensional portal things you've been falling past for the last 15 minutes." She added.

Sam grumbled a thanks as Jack swam him over to a portal. past the Richard Simonses. "Think Garry'll be all right?" Jack asked as he and his brother entered a portal.

Sam laughed "Not a chance, Gravity's a freakadeke in bed. So many wierd angles."

Jack nodded for a few minutes before what Sam said hit him and looked at Sam in shock "You didn't."

Sam nodded Solemnly "Once when I ninja climbed to hang Christmas lights. Don't tell Garry though, it'll break his heart."

Two hous later

"Garry that was the best I ever I had." said Gravity while smoking a cigarette. The two were in a silver and white appartment, in the master bedroom on a large bed, the floor was littered with various sex toys and books.

Garry smiles "Damn I think you pulled my arm out of socket." Gravity grabs his arm and pushes it back in. "Shity fuck!" Garry yelled in pain.

"are you ok?" Asked Gravityn conserned for Garry's well being.

"Yeah" Garry replied weakly

"But can you take me back to Sam and Jack?" He added.

"Yes" Gravity replied saddly, sending her lover back to his friends. She sighed slightly before her eyes opened wide and ran over to her bathroom, vomitiing into the toilet.

Garry appeared in the middle of a wooded area. Sam and Jack were asleep near by, looking exhausted. "Hey guys!" Garry yelled, waking the brothers with a start "Gugu-wha poopy trim." Sam muttered in a daze as Jack simply shook his head. Sam looked at Garry and smirked "You look like shit, good night then?" he asked Garry as he stood up and stretched.

Garry nods "Oh yeah. She seemed pretty happy as well."

Sam chuckles "Well as long as you used a condum."

Garry looked scared out of his mind as his heart stopped.

Sam chuckled, nervously now. "You did use a condum right?"

Gravity sat in the bathroom of her celestial appartment, looking at a positive pregnancy test and uttered the same words as her lover.

"Oh Fuck."
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Chapter Two

Oklahoma Knights

After an hour of walking and convincing Garry that there wasn't any sure way to know if gravity was pregnant, they arrived at a large town, it's size excentuated by a large castle in the distance. "Okay guys, I think we're in midevil times." Sam said as if he actualy had some clue what was going on.

"How do know where the hell we are man, looks like we stumbled upon a lost set from one of those shitty Rings movies." Garry scoffed.

Sam nods "Exactly, this definitely looks like a midevil town, you can tell by the style of the buildings and the way the woods been crafted. Also, noting the cool climate, skin tones and hair color of the natives it's a safe bet we're somewhere in Northern Europe so they probably speak English. And lastly, look at there teeth." Sam said as he noted that allot of the people looked as if they had never seen a tooth brush, ever.

Garry shivered in disscust "Dude don't they know to brush their teeth? Bloody savages."

Sam grinned "Oh yeah, but on the bright it gives us an excuse not to." Sam said as he walked up to an armored indvidual. "Yo chiefy, take us to your king, we're embasedors from the kingdom of Hyrule."

The man stared at Sam questioningly "I never 'eard of 'yrule before."

Sam shrugged "Small kingdome way in the east. We're trying to gain some noteriety."

The guard shrugs, "Wha-eva. Not like the king's paying me to watch for assassins." he muttered as he led the three heroes to the palace.

Garry scans the area for some chicks but alas all he saw was men and fat ladies doing typical midevil chores like chopping wood, hanging linens, dusting linens with small animals.  "Damn it just sausage fest in medevil day huh chief?"

The guard starts to smile and looks around "Sausage! Where?!"

Sam smacked his head "Sorry pal, there's a smell in the air and my friend here hasn't had breakfast." He said as the guard gave a small "Oh." and walked on, looking disapointed.

Sam hung back and grabbed Garry's ear "Look dum dum, lay off the slang while in the past. History is a fragil old coot and is easily swayed by change. Sides you'll just end up confusing people."

Garry shoved Sam off of him "Yeah, Says the guy who told them we were from Hyrule!"

Sam thought about this "Kay, how about we just agree to be a lot more careful with what we say from now on?" Sam reasons before the guard interrupts

"Excuse me sirs, we're here at castle Betnwood."

Sam immediately turned to Garry with a death glare "For the love of god, don't laugh."

Garry snikered "But it's Castle Bentwood!" He cried.

Sam pointed at Garry, flashing an evil eye as they walked through the halls "Don't do it man." he said as they entered the main hall.

The main hall was made of polished marble and deccorated to the gills, it seemed to look like the throne room from a fairy tale. Two golden thrones sat at the end of the hall flanked by servants. Nobles from around the kingdom lined the room to catch a glimpse of there ruler.

Then, a man in a paige boy out fit blew on a horn and announced, in a deep, strong voice "Presenting, the king and queen of Bentwood!" The man announced as an elderly king entered, bald as an egg with a chalk white beard and mustache, dressed in brilliant robes followed by a radiant looking woman who looked half the mans age, with long black hair and sea green eyes, dressd in a beautiful, flowing gown.

"Fuck." Sam muttered as he knew what would come next.

"Thats what she said" yelled Garry who was laughing his ass off. "I mean whats next The Prince of BrownStool?"

The queen blinked "Actually he was here last week." she said innocently, causing Garry to laugh harder and the room to stare at the young man.

Jack looked up at Garry "You sir, are an asshole!" he said kicking Garry in the side.

Luckily, Sam was on the rebound and recovered quickly "Excuse my friend your highness. For you see, a hunting accident has affected his mind and now says the most random of words. I am Samuel Forbarn, and these are my friends, Jack Mortsen and Garry Portsoth." Sam said as he quickly introduced themselves. "We come from Hyrule, a kingdom in the east, seeking to gain an alliance between our two nations." he said as the queen blinked again.

Garry looked at the queen and was shocked when she "winked" at him. "Hey baby" he said seductive way, causing Sam look at him like he had just taken a dump in the pope's hat.

The queen was still quite confused "Um, hello. Did that young man say you were a knight, Sir Garry?"

Sam looked back at the queen "Knights? Knights! Yes, we're knights! I am Sir Samuel the Wise, Sir Garry the Lucky, and Sir Jack the Strong." Sam said chuckling nervously.

The king seemed unimpressed as he looked down his nose at the three "Why is it you where such an odd garb? Sir "knight"?" he said, adding a condensending toen to knight.

Sam now looked pissed "How dare you mock the traditional armor of the Hyleans!? It was designed to provide the ultimate protection from the elments without hindering our movement, a first for our country! Many men wear this armor proudly, and lived to tell many a tale. My father died in this armor after a battle that lasted forty days and nights! I wear it as proudly as he! No, more so! You sir, try my patience! Appolagise or we will leave and tell Hyrule that you are all a bunch of pig kissing savages!" he bellowed, causing even his friends to reel back in shock.

The king looked shocked "My dear sir, please accept my deepest appolagies. The ways of Hyrule obviousely differ from our own. We will lodge you in our finest rooms, and will talk of the treaties tomorrow." The king was about to say more but an odd look crossed his face "Excuse me sir knight but, where are your weapons."

Sam was about to say something else when it hit him, he had nothing that could be considered a weapon. "Uhh, Sir Garry, show the king your weapon." Sam said, backing up to his friend "and for god sakes keep you pants up." he added, knowing exactly what would cross his mind.

Garry pulls out a lighter and turns it on.

"Fire? Fire is your wepon?" Said the king pondering.

"Would you like demonstration your King Bentwood?" Garry asked.

The king nodded  suspicion growing on his face. "Yes, indeed I would."

Garry bends over points the flame as close to his ass as he could, then lets a giant fart that lasts 30 seconds and moves the flame 15 feet.

Sam blinked, looking shocked as the rest of the room "Ta-da?"

The king blinked, now without eye brows, and nods "Y-yes, you are indeed true warriors. feel free to excuse yourselves to your rooms." He then got up and left, followed by an alarmed queen.

-S&G-

A guard came and led the heroes to the royal suites. On the way there, the two brothers took a moment to congratulate Garry on his weapons display. "Dude, I think you just became the worlds first bio-weapon." Sam snickered as they walked, Jack nodding "Way to use your ass man."

"Thanks guys." Garry said smiling. "But man alive, that breakfast burrito I ate at Gravity's place is starting to get to me!" He added, holding his stomach.

Sam and Jack suddenly scooted far away from Garry as they walk down the hall.

Rounding the corner, they find a beautiful young woman with golden blond hair, sea green eyes and A+ sized chest. "Good after noon" she siad, giving a small curtsy. Jack waves and Sam bows "Milady".

Garry see's the two stoped dead, he runs up and the woman of his dream she smiles.
Garry ruturns the smile with a wink. "Whoa baby!" is all he could think to say

The girl giggles "Hello, I'm Melissa Briar, princess of Bentwood. And you are?"

"I am Sir Garry The Lucky of Hyrule." Garry said

Jack then hits Garry's leg.

"Oh yeah and this is Sir Jack The Strong and Sir Sam The Wise." Garry added

The princess nods "Lovely to meet you sir knight. Did you have a safe journey to our kingdom?"

"Yes it was safe except for the man-eating rankor and blood thirty sassquatch, But we defeated them....well mainly me baby." He said cocky as hell.

The princess gasped "Really? By yourself?"

Sam rolled his eyes "Oh yeah, he did it all single handedly."

Garry kicks Sam in the shin "Yes I did, would like to see my sword I used to do it?" He ask why a devilish smile.

The girl blushed "You know, I believe there is a most beautiful murel in my room you must see."

Sam blinked "Aww, hell nah."

"um.....I....." mumbled Garry

Then all of a sudden an agel looking like Sam appered on Garry's right shoulder "Dude you can't do that she's a princess and plus the King will kill ya shithead." The angel said.

Then a little Devil looking like Jack appers on Garry's left shoulder "Man that bitch is fine, You know she wants you inside her gown. Besides are you gonna listen to the guy who screwed Logic in ass several times?" The devil asked, Garry nods agreeingly.

"Sure lets go." Garry said smiling, taking Mellisa's hand and walked her down a different hallway.

Sam shakes his head as Jack goes into their room. The angel suddenly appears on Sam's shoulder "Sorry dude, I fucked up."

Sam glares at his miniature image "No shit you did. Just how the hell did that devil prick know about our little romp through Logics back door by the way?"

The angle suddenly looks nervous "Uh, gotta go." he said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

Sam grumbled something about the inability to hold ones liquor and was about to go to his room when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around and found himself face to face with the queen.

"Uh, g-good day your majesty." Sam stuttered, wondering if they were in trouble for Garry's pyrotechnics.

The queen nods looking distant "Yes, I wanted to say, I enjoyed your speech today."

Sam blinked "What, about my armor?"

Queen smiles "Yes! It was so fierce! So bold! So" She comes closer "Passionate. Like my husband used to be."

Sam gulped "Used to be?"

She nods again "Yes. There once was a time my husband had your spirit, your fire. But that times passed, and the fires been smothered by fat and power. He's no longer the man I married." She leans into his chest. "But I feel I can find solace in you."

Sam start to sweat "Whoa! Clam down there! I think we need to talk this out?"

The queen grabs Sams shoulders and kisses him passionately "The only talk I want to hear is you whispered sweet, dirty nothings into my ear."

Sam's mind goes blank as he tries to think of what to do next. Just then, the Garry devil and the Sam angel appear and say in unison "Go for it."

Sam gulps "I'm so going to hell." he mutters before kissing the queen and picking her up, making a dash for the royal bed chambers.

Meanwhile, Princess Mellisa is seen walking with Garry down a hallway leading to her bed room. Garry is finishing another steaming pile of bull- I mean "Heroic tales" and Melisa listens intently " And that's how I saved Christmas with nothing but a candle, scissors and shoe polish." he stated proudly puffing out his chest.

Mellisa giggled. "So Sir Garry.." She says being interrupted by Garry. "Please call me Garry.'

"Ok Garry, How many kingdoms have you been to?" She asked.

Garry smirks "Well this would be my first."

She then gave him a smoldering look and ran a finger under his chin "Well then let me welcome you properly." She said, tugging the young man into the room and kicked the door shut behind them.

-S&G-

Jack sadly looks around, finally noticing Sam and Garry had dissapeared. "What fuck am I suppose to do?!" he whined. He then looks at his hand "Well I guess its just you and me again tonight Franchescha."

Just then, young maid walks by and see Jack talking to his hand "Are you all right sir? The king asked me to take care of any thing you need." she said honestly.

Jack looks at her oddly "What's your name?"

The girl blinks "Franchescha, why?"

Jack grins "Could you come into my room a second?"

And she did, but didn't come out for some time.

-S&G-

A couple hours later

The King walks into Melisas bedroom and begins to talk "Excuse me Melissa, but I just thought I should warn you of some strange guests that we've recieeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!"the king screamed as he witnessed Garry on top of his daughter. "Daddy!" Melissa shouts as she  quickly covers herself with a blanket.

Garry falls off the bed in panic, gets up covering his junk with his hands. "Oh uh King Bentwood, sorry you had to see that. But honestly it was only our fifth time, you already missed the worst of it." Removing his hands and placing them on the Kings shoulders. King Bentwood looks down. "ehhm"
Garry looks down and quickly covers up. "You see I'm uh...well I'm a man like you ya know, I go pee pee standing up." Garry explained

The King was however not swayed. "GGGGGaaaauuuurrrdddssss!!!!!!" He screamed

The King runs from his childs room in rage to the confines of his own room to take a nap.

Nearing the bed, the king notices the sheets moving around wildly. Carefully, the king rips the sheets off the bed, exposing the entagled pair.

Jack looks at the King angrily "What the hell man?" He asked as Franchescha tries to cover herself.

The king is flabbergasted to find a maid and one the knights in his bed, naked and doing unspeakable things. Just then, a very naked Sam steps out from a large nearby wardrobe with an amused smile on his face and his hair a mess. "That was interesting." he chuckles before registering the three other people in the room.

They each stare blankly at each other before Sam goes back int the wardrobe.

The king rips open the doors open to find Sam in his wife's arms.

"Sheryl!" the King hollered.

"Fredrick!" The queen Gasped

"Milady!" Franchescha squeeked

"Franchescha?" the Queen asked.

"Rocky!" Sam impersinated

"UHG!" Jack grunted, getting in on the joke.

"Guards! Guards! Guards!" The King shouted.

Raising his hands, Sam chuckled nervously "Hey, Can't we work something out?"

Ten seconds later, a chair is seen flying through a large ornate window, Sam and Jack jumping after it. "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ggguuueeessssss nnnooottt!" Sam shouted as he fell.

When they hit the ground, they look up to see Garry standing above them with five guards surrounding them. "The hell took you guy so long?" Garry asked.

Sam put his head in one hand plucked a blade of grass, rubbing it between his fingers. "Oh you know, the queen wanted to go for a round seven and, hell, who am I to say no?

Garry shruged "Well me and Princess Mellisa were in the middle of round five but the King of shit walked in and uh you probably know the rest."

"Oh and his royal 'high ass' says we're gonna be executed tomorrow at noon." He added, as if it was non-important.

Sam nods "S'all right, I did his wife up the every thing."

Jack grinned "I slept with someone!"

Sam punches Jack in the arm "Yeah, yeah, way to go kid."

Garry smiled "So all in all a good night." He said while the guards were taking them to the prisoner chambers, which was a small, dark stone room with skeletons everywhere.

"Until now? Great day!" Jack gripped

"You are to remain here until your execution" One of guards said before closing the door.

The doomed boy's sat down, but not before a guard throws their clothes at them.

Now dressed, the sit in their respective corners and sulk, well, mostly. "Well guys it could be worse." Garry cheerfuly grins.

Sam looked at Garry blankly "How? How on earth could this be any worse?"

Garry shrugs "We could be stuck in here with a fat, smelly guy named Larry."

Sam sighed "Fair 'nuff." he muttered as he setled in, awaiting his fate.