If Walls Could Talk

If walls could hear and walls could talk
What do you think they’d say?
I’m sure the tales that they would tell
Would take your breath away

Forget the programs on T.V.
No way could they compare
With what the walls would have to say
About some ones love affair

Heads of state would incriminate
All secrets would unfold
Revealed at last the sordid past
Who took the bag of gold?

A scene of crime would disclose the time
The dirty deed was done
No need to investigate
The thief would be undone

Unfaithful spouse libido would douse
When indiscretion was disclosed
There would be hell to pay I think
When the secrets were exposed

But walls can’t hear and walls can’t talk
And I guess it's just as well
What goes on behind closed doors
No one will ever tell.