The Olympic Swimmer

Olympic swimmer Brittany Means Kingston found today at 3:30 in a pink kiddy pool dead. Last seen, she was going for a swim in their “Big Kid Pool”. This was there normal sized pool. As she got in, she sat on some butter she left in there last time because she ate some biscuits. When she got up to get in the “Big Kid Pool” after warming up, she slipped on the butter and fell in the pool and I guess it was too much water for her to handle. I guess she as she fell she forgot she breathes in air and not water. Hey Brittany, you’re not a fish you know! Ha, oh well, guess she should’ve paid attention to the warning on the side of the pool that said “From ages 3 to 5”. Oh poor Brittany.