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Yes he does!
Mrs. Joan; Alright, is everybody ready for this conference call?



Employees; Yesmam!



John; We're ready over here! I have all the documentation.



Mrs. Joan; alright. I'm sure we can settle these matters over the phone. Now to get started, lets...



???; I've got balls of steeel!



Mrs. Joan; what? Who are you?



???; Blow it out your ass! I've got balls of STEEL!



Mrs. Joan; Sir, this is a conference call, will you please hang...



???;BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS



Mrs. Joan; Shutup!



???;BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALLS...



Mrs. Joan;....hello?



John;...I think he hung up.



???..............of steel....



Mrs. Joan; Get off the phone now!



???; eat shit and die...I've got BALLS of STEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeL



John; Maybe he wants something.



random employee; maybe he's the sick employee playing a joke on us. Is that you Carl?



???; BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS



Mrs. Joan; I'm gona get you for this!



???; Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and i'm all out of gum...



Mrs. Joan; You BET it is! When I find you I'm gona bring a Baseball bat and a crowbar with me? You hear!



???; I've got balls of steel



Mrs. Joan; You know who your dealing with? California's Womans boxing champion 3 years running! I'm gona pound the snot out of you, you ignorant little-



???; I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. Eat shit and die...



John; I dont think getting angry is helping



???; Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and im all out of ass... I've got BALLS OF STEEEEL!



Mrs. Joan; Thats it! I'm calling the police!



John; But if you hang up, it'll end the conferance call!



???;Blow it out your ass



John; lets just continue with our meeting and try to ignore him.



???; BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS...

I've got balls of steel!



Mrs. Joan; okay. I'll try to ignore h-



???;BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!!! IVE GOT BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS BALS...of STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!















Mrs. Joan;............(hangs up)
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