CRAZY FOR EWE- by MOOdonna

CRAZY  FOR EWE : by Mooodonna
( to tune of Madonna’s CRAZY FOR YOU)

Sheering room and the screaming starts
Wranglers make pokers glow in the dark
Moo by Moo, now trying hard to run

I see you through the jerk-smoked air
Can't you smell my burning cow hair
You're so close but still a pen away
I'm dying for fresh hay,so glad

Chorus:

I'm crazy for ewe
Milk me once and ewe know it's true
I never had goat milk taste like this
Is that brand new?,Ouch! I’m biting my cow lips
I'm crazy for ewe, crazy for ewe

Trying hard to control cow farts
I moooove  over to where ewe are
Eye to thigh we feed in our own stall

Slowly now I begin to moooooo
Every step I'm deeper in ewe poo
Soon we two are in a branding line
But soon it‘s feeding time, you'll see

Chorus:

I'm crazy for ewe Bah-bah-bah-bah-baaah
Milk me once and you'll know it's true
I never had goat milk quite like this
Is that brand mark new? Ouch!, I’m biting my cow lips
I’m biting my cow lips  because
I'm crazy for ewe
Milk me once and ewe know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
Its that brand new?Ouch! I’m biting my cow lips
I’m crazy for ewe,
Crazy for ewe  ,bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah
Crazy for ewe ,bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah
Crazy for ewe, bah-bah-bah-bah-bah aah

Is that brand new?Ouch! im crazy for ewe
and ewe know its true, im crazy, crazy for ewe
Is that brand new?,Ouch! I'm crazy for ewe
and ewe know its true, yeah, I'm crazy for ewe
Crazy for ewe bah-bah
I'm crazy for ewe

bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-aaahhhhh


author's notes:
I was in my late teens in the 1980's. The bubble gum music of Madonna
was all the rage. Being a size 6, I wore the stupid fingerless gloves, lace skirts,
and oversized bows.Ah youth, you can get away with almost anything. Leg warmers
always made me cringe.Why not just wear pants or tights? Later, When I was post-partum,
I needed a costume for a harvest party. I was too chubby to dress as a pirate wench,
or a movie star, so I chose .........
A Holstein cow, with rubber udders. My purse was a milk bucket. I figured, why not
just enjoy the moment, pounds come and go. Enjoying your life is what counts.
While everyone was self-conscious in their sexy duds, I was quite comfy. I had lots
of room in my Bovine Jammies and could eat pizza, chocolate, whatever I wanted.
My kids and family got a real kick out of my costume too. They totally cracked up.
Hearing the song, "Crazy For Ewe",The lyrics and the songstress' trilling just
begged to be twisted into my version.