Please note: The ideas in these poems do not necessarily express my current opinions. Pig Unfit, crooked Lounging, rooting, squealing Oink! Oink! Bad cop, no donut! Queen Radiant, jeweled Sparkling, performing, disturbing Girlfriend! You do look good in drag! Media Untrustworthy, untruthful Lying, cheating, fabricating Hey Enquirer, there's a 500 lb. baby! fetch! Men Smooth, sex-driven Wining, dining, ditching Drive carefully! 90% of people are caused by accidents. Barbie Fake, ideal Misleading, starving, vomiting She's every girl's best friend, and nightmare. Hell Painful, enlightening Burning, torturing, fulfilling "If it's heaven for climate, it's hell for company!" |