Shotly Gunner *rough draft page 1*

The Tale OF Shotly Gunner

Written by

Dibby *******







SCENE 1

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EXT. LONG HIGHWAY – AFTERNOON – ESTABLISHING


LOUD, RUSTY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKROUND. BIG YELLOW PICK-UP TRUCK JUMPS OVER THE HORIZON AND SPEEDS TOWARD THE CAMERA. MUSIC IS CLEARLY COMING FROM TRUCK.


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INT. PICK-UP – ON LONG HIGHWAY – AFTERNOON

LARGE MAN (SHOTLY GUNNER) WITH FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW AND MESSY BROWN HAIR WEARING TORN WORK JEANS AND A THIN WHITE TANK TOP. MUSIC IS NO LONGER RUSTY.


SHOTLY GUNNER
SINGING
I SAID IT’S ALL GOOD, AND IT’S ALL IN FUN, NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!

GPS
MONOTONE
TURN LEFT ON COUNTY ROAD ONE.


SHOTLY GUNNER
WEAR THE HELL IS THAT!? STUPID GPS PROBABLY JUST MADE THAT UP!
RADIO BECOMES FUZZY AND SHORTS OUT.
GOD DAMN IT! THE DAMN WIRE FELL OUT AGAIN! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!
SHOTLY BENDS DOWN TO FIX WIRE.


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EXT. PICK UP – ON LONG HIGHWAY – SUNSET

PICK UP PASSES “COUNTY ROAD ONE” WHILE SHOTLY IS BENT OVER.