A Brief History of the World

Humans evolved from birds, or

Were created by aliens from a planet called Snurds.

They hunted dinosaurs, tigers and lions,

That whole time they were a-smilin’!

In the U.S. they built a great lake.


The project was headed by Ramses the Great!

Then George Washington (the king of France),

Dropped by to return John Wayne's lance.


Meanwhile, Columbus found Indians on the island of Japan.

Everyone thought that he was the man!

Before he left he founded the colony of Sparta,

And put Moses in change of the Babylonian Armada!


And then came the fearsome Attila the Hun,

He raided Australia for a wheat bun.

He then led the Britts in the search for the Grail,

Along with Justin Timberlake, Harry Potter and Gary the Snail.


I thought these answers were the best,

And that they beat out all the rest!

But they lacked all this zest,

‘Cause I just flunked my history test!