My encounter with Ralph |
I met Ralph. He's a wonderful chap. Ironically enough we met over trash. It was 1:30 in the a.m. I had drunk a lot of soda ADD and soda don’t mix at all so I was jittery all over. My roommate suggested that I move around, I spotted my trash an idea I had found. I'll take out the trash! I said with a smile That will definitely occupy me for awhile. I took the kitchen's this info is key because that was overflowing Now don't blame me! I make my way to the dumpster a bag in each arm the first one goes over easy, to think that would cause harm. With the kitchen trash to full to tie up I went right to the dumpster so it wouldn't spill out. When out of the dumpster to my surprise Ralph Raccoon jumped out I think I lost 8 lives. It went over my right my arm it’s diving board the fluffy ball of fur bounced my God that thing soared. Once I recovered I headed back to the room I have no idea who was more scared myself or the coon. Well I figured out later we had our differences What I thought was trash was the nightly special at "The Bins". I haven't seen Ralph since he can't really come to the door kinda miss the furry guy I hope he'll stop by more. |