Devin Thorpe Profile

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.-Sir Winston Churchill



What can I say about myself? My actions speak much louder than my words, and for the lucky few, they know what I do, and if you do, keep it to yourself...or else. My personal creed: I promise never to get caught lying, cheating, or stealing :) I live near my two buds, Christian and Ruby in a modern mansion my mother picked out before she died of cancer. Don’t feel sorry for me. I already know life’s a bitch and then you die. At least my mother had good taste. I think I inherited that from her, and my intelligence from my father. My father, attorney to the biggest companies in Georgia, was what I aspired to until he married her, Asa’s art dealing mother. Like I said, intelligence, not good taste. I still say he was smoking weed when he didn't ask for a prenup.  I had to when he was done marrying her.  The day they came into our lives, my life was ruined with a rival whose mistakes couldn’t be seen like mine to my father. Asa’s innocent ignorance and his charisma has him a saint except when it comes to his girlfriend, Mercedes, which might be my benefit. She left her bra in my bed the other night. It had been great to have what Asa thinks she’s saving for him while he has been cheating on her on and off. I gained happiness from this secret, but I lost my best friend to it. Only she knows, but she should have known that I was never going to hers. I can’t help if I’m a heartbreaker. I’ve been trying to text her, but she’s been avoiding me for months since I humiliated her at the Christmas afterparty. I like many things: women, partying, women, and establishing my own law in life. I use to play football, but I don’t anymore. Maybe because I had to work to hard to make sure to get someone to pee for me and that I don’t play well with others in that environment. I like to be in charge, so I’m academically established and I’m president of my class. I’m the Clinton of my class. I’m a reader of the great classics. Right now I’m reading Othello right now. I’m never bored with life especially right now. I never feel sorry for the things I do. Life’s too short. I keep telling Christian this, but he continues to date stuck up Birdie. He even refused for me to get him a girl who owes me a favor. I'm going to need a good stiff drink and a party to deal with this upcoming year.



Favorite band: Enimem, P Diddy, Kanye West, Nelly



Favorite Shows: Law and Order (all of them), Big Love (if only….), Damages, Nip/Tuck



Dream Date: Gabrielle Union