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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1516130
Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
Carl the Cuddly Corpse

There once came a cuddly corpse called Carl
Cantankerous, callous, kind.
Careless cadaver, his clavicles clacked
A creepy cacophony combined.

He craved creamed corn and caramel candy,
Crackers, cooked capers and carp
Cool-aid, Coca-Cola, Cappuccino and coffee,
He’d crap crooked coprolites sharp.

He causes acute coronaries,
Cause Carl is a cute cuddly corpse,
Continuously collecting canned carrots
And Caffeine concoctions of course.

Congratulations con carne con Carl!
Clap crazily, cautious, contrite,
Cause Carl the cutest of cuddly corpses
Is coming to su Casa tonight!
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