morning with ferretts the mind

i woke up this morning, it was kind of hard, i have alot of pressure on my frontal head and eyes are feeling like they bulge out of that area, anyway, i woke up this morning, my cat was in a bad mood so i played around with his tail and he growled at me hissing and hissing. this was before i ate breakfast.
I had eggs my mom cooked them so they went "wrong", yellow grits, 2 slices of pasturized cheese product, not real cheese of course, and this is just a flow of ideas coming from my head not professionally written but creatively placed on a static item. I saw this 28 year old woman on the today's show and she was hiring a "paid killer" to get her ex-husband and his family killed? i mean how retarded is that, i know this static item sucks supremely, but my God, what does this woman think she is? She is laughing and cutting up about killing her ex's family? Geez, there's a cute joke online about these two cute ferrets singing about the things that make you feel glad that my nieces are laughing about, then i turn to my dad and laugh and tell him i need to watch out for my nieces, like they would turn to ferrets, i guess 28 yr old ferret women can't get off scott free, they will be dreaming of scott tissue when their ass feels like it has been scraping concrete on john wayne. We are in an economic slump right now, and my family goes from wayne to scott most often, it's not that easy in prison, too bad that the real Gretchen wilson is waiting to be a cell mate with this lady, thanks Cop you saved that family! Like i told you before, the frontal part of my brain isn't exactly together this morning and the eyes feel wrong. Have fun and a safe weekend folks. I am insane, signing out