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Rated: 18+ · Other · Food/Cooking · #1510450
Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
Spam Fruitcake!


Here is my recipe for Spam
Fruitcake!
Preheat the oven, four fifty to bake
It is a joy to eat and easy to make,
This wonderful thing called Spam
Fruitcake!


First you cut
Spam, in half inch cubes,
This wonderful thing called Spam
Fruitcake!
Then add into the batter some unwashed
Pubes,
If you’re lactating, one quarter cup from your
Boobs

You chop up some Liver and lob in some
Kale,
Then toss in some
Chitterlings, nice and stale
This wonderful thing called Spam
Fruitcake!
Cilantro flavored Apple Jelly, (half price on sale)

Add one dozen
Eggs, to make it real slimy,
Leave in the
Eggshells, and crush them real tiny,
Bake at four fifty, till runny and shiny,
This wonderful thing called Spam
Fruitcake!

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