He Actually Called!

He actually called!
I can't believe that boy's gall,
Oh, I'm just missing your voice, hearing your talk.
When we all know, you're just missing a suck.
Could it be that you're actually missing me,
Or missing my 24 hour availability.

Have six weeks really gone by,
When you called that night and said,
Hey, i just want to be your friend.

Now, you're missing all this thickness,
Thinking you can fix this,
With a simple, Hi!

But gosh, that voice still turns me on,
Changes a nice, G rated movie into some hard core porn,
But if only, you did recognize,
The nubian princess, you had at your side,
Like the movie said,
Some could never be content with their eighty percent.

The baby boy actually called
Wrong number! I am no booty call.