The Strangdangler

First Place winner of the 2008 WDC Halloween Contest.

The Strangdangler
Word Count: 93
Written for the “Nonsense Contest”

He is slickery and sly with one dangling eye
If you take that avenue, you shall surely die
The Strangdangler

He is madchievious and debaucherous
Dark, shadowy and quite mysterious
The Strangdangler

His razorous sharp cutlery to your jugluous neck
It’s your voluptuous body he wishes to dissect
The Strangdangler

You must heed my outlandulous advice
For if you won’t it may cost your very life
The Strangdangler

What’s this you ask of me?
You say you don’t believe?
Now all shall come to be, for don’t you see?
I am the Strangdangler!
"The NONSENSE Contest CLOSED for now :-)"