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by Leeboi Author IconMail Icon
Rated: 13+ · Other · Nonsense · #1467731
Uninspiring quotes and really bad puns.
Man's greatest strength is his weakness.

The journey to the center of the Earth requires two things: an imagination and a state of mind.

I'm not racist, I'm prejudice.

If men are from Mars then women must have penises.

Girl gives boy hickey. Two years later, boy doesn't pay child support. This is a complete story about love and relationship.

He owns a sheep, I own a horse, the third guy owns a ranch. This is how life is observed, through other people's possession when our greatest possession stands right before us.

Failure has its limits, but success has its failures.

Failure is the building block to success.
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