Crimes Against Flash Fiction History

Here are the prompts and winners for past rounds of the Crimes Against Flash Fiction contest.

ROUND 1
Write me a terrible tale about someone going in for a job interview.
1ST PLACE: "Invalid Item" 
2ND PLACE: "Got It?" 
3RD PLACE: "Fax Machine Faxed Poetic or Prose-aic" 

ROUND 2
Write me a terrible tale about an unexpected visitor.
1ST PLACE: "Invalid Item" 

ROUND 3
Write an insufferable story about playing hooky and trying to call in sick to work.
1ST PLACE: "Invalid Item" 

ROUND 4
A child doesn't get the toy he wanted for Christmas.
NO ENTRIES!

ROUND 5
A showdown at high noon.
NO ENTRIES!

ROUND 6
A scientist develops a crazy new invention.
NO ENTRIES!

ROUND 7
A memorable Fourth of July celebration.
1ST PLACE: "Invalid Item"  - 3x prize
2ND PLACE: "Invalid Item"  - 3x prize
3RD PLACE: "Invalid Item"  - 3x prize

ROUND 8
Two players argue over the rules to a game.
1ST PLACE: "Invalid Item" 
2ND PLACE: "Invalid Item"