The Creation of Pi

The Creation of Pi
(or the insane ramblings of an anonymous person)
By RPJesus (Thus defeating the purpose of making it anonymous)

Once upon a time there existed a far off land called Mystical Happy Land (patent pending), more commonly known as Germany. In this magic land there was an elf called Zingo Bingo Singo Ringo California (patent pending). Lets call him Zingo for short. One day, Zingo was walking through the Forest of Elfan Pixies (patent pending) when he came across a magic lamp. He rubbed it and the genie, Hesocarnetsderlighugged (try pronouncing that) came out and offered Zingo two and a half wishes. Now, you may be wondering how someone could make two and a half wishes and the explanation is simple: (section missing) and thats it, never to be repeated again. Anyway Zingo's first wish was for a hopping seal cat. That reminds me, one time my cat was sitting in my closet, and I didn't see him and then I walked in and he scared me. Anyway Zingo's second wish was for an onion because onions repelled commuvampiwolombnazpiraninjasaurs (patent pending).Of course, only brown onions worked and there wasn't alot of brown onions back then, though there wasn't much pie either. So Zingo got his onion but couldn't figure out his next half a wish. So he set off on a mystical quest to slay a rabid, malaria infested zombie werewolf (patent pending). But not just any rabid malaria infested zombie werewolf, a preticular rabid malaria infested zombie werewolf. This rabid malaria infested zombie werewolf was called by the most horrible name known to rabid malaria infested zombie werewolves: Bob (patent pending). The reasoning behind this was, of course that (section missing) and thus Zingo set out armed with only a comically mishapen carrot and his wits, or half of them anyway. (section missing) Finally, zingo came face to face with Bob. The ensuing battle was dangerous and full of suspense but being the equivalent of an action scene in a movie, it had no plotline. So Zingo returned to the forest and wished for ...(at this point the page burned and Zingo's story was lost forever, but lo and behold pi was born. Of course, I have my own theory, I think pi was created to repel anti nexus canada bull rats. There are many other theories as well, like it was invented by the glorfing snarfles of garlock trolly shodes. That reminds me of this one time when i had to do a free write, but I couldn't think of anything. Then an idea came to me and I started writing, "The Creation of Pi........"

(if you understood any of this you are now legally insane)