Just so you know

This is an oh so friendly story
About what I’m gonna do to you
If i catch you on my mem’ry card again.
I know I have better save files than you
But that’s just your own fault,
It’s not my fault that you’re a useless little noob.

I’m gonna find your mobile phone and flush it down a public loo,
Maybe the one near that old tandori shop,
Ill need a gasmask and a body suit and probably a priest,
But one way or another it’s-a going down.

Or maybe I’ll take a picture of you with a dreamcast,
Make it a poster and paste it all over town,
Show it to your mum so she can add it to her album,
And tell her to show your girlfriend when next she goes around

So this is your last warning before I start to fight back,
Keep your noob germs off of my m card,
I don’t wanna have to buy another bottle bleach,
But if I do you bet your Wii’s going down hard.