Jerry Springer

White trash scrawny men
Marrying their sisters
Or someone else of their kin
Or women who used to be misters

Cheating spouses
Jealous hoes
Ripping blouses
Losing clothes

Can't ever understand
What the hell they are saying
They need to learn to expand
Their minds instead of displaying

Such immature reactions
And rash decisions
Too many distractions
Too many collisions

Of fat chics
And folks in their drawers
Old farm hicks
And skinny whores

Half the time
They don't even wear shoes
It should be a crime
That this is news

Hippies and hicks
Cheaters and whores
Chics with dicks
And there's plenty more

Of complete insanity
And total dimwits
There is no humanity
In this battle of the nitwits


Janessa Lynn