dudes who classify themselves as “emo”

Emo's, Ya they're this gay….

I woke up this morning
In a cold dark place.
I cannot see
my ugly face.

My life stinks
So much in fact,
Like a big, dumb
Democrat. (Eww)

I have to,
stay way so true
It shall not shake
my fortitude.

I have a wardrobe
of my own
its oh so cute,
girly clothes.

I like to wear
my penis wrapped
so far, far up
my own butt crack.

I certainly should,
leave you now,
so that I can
pack the brown <--doodoo

I feel like,
The dirty hoe
who makes stops
at the glory hole.

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