@The Andy Griffith Show/episode 00

Mayberry. Sherif's station.

A sunny summers day. Andy Taylor and Barnney Fife are stitting on a
bench in front of the Sherif's station. Opie walks along the sidewalk in
front of them with school books.

                                  Opie
                Hi! What have you've been doing?

Barnney stands places thumbs in belt and streaches.

                                  Barnney

                  Were taking a break...Law enforcement is a twenty four
                  hour job... but we still need to stay sharp!

Ring! Ring! A bicycle bell rings. Up the center of Mayberry Maine Street;
a slender man rides a bicycle in a @Wonder Woman suite. The bicycle
has a basket on its handle bars with a bag of groceries in it.

                                  Barnney

                  What in the blazes! I warned him!

Barnney pulls his gun and fumbles with his bullet. Andy stands up and
takes Barnney's bullet.

                                    Andy

                  Barrrrrrrrney... Muzzy isn't breaking any laws. Just sit
                  down and enjoy Aunt Bee's sandwiches...(sigh)

Barrney's eyes buldge as he thrust his gun into its holdster and his pants
drop to his anchles. Barrney is wearing boxer's with sherif badges prints. Andy
smiles and Opie laughs. Barnney quickly pulls his pants up.

                                  Opie

                    Paw? Can I dress like Muzzy?

                                  Barnney

                    No! No! Deffinetly not!

                                  Andy

                    Opie....(sigh).... Muzzy's a little touched in the head.
                    You want to fit in with your friends?

                                  Opie

                    Yeah.. But, sometimes I try out Aunt Bees' garders...
                    They make great sling shots!

                                  Barnney

                    Andy that pervert needs to be locked up!
                   

                                  Andy

                  (sigh).... Barnney he has a right to dress anyway he wants.
                  Opie, girls and boys are dressed differently so...(sigh)...
                  They know how to behave....I'm a Sherif. Soooo I wear a
                  Sherif's uniform with a badge.....(Sigh).....
                   


Muzzy swings his bicycle over to the barber shop. Floyd flips the sign
on the door to read closed. Aunt Bee walks up to Muzzy. She is carring a
paper shopping bag.

                                 
                                Aunt Bee

                    (Smiling).... Wellllllll, hello Muzzy... Going to a costume
                    party?

                                Muzzy

                    Nope...(Smiling)

                           
                                Aunt Bee

                  Hmmmmm... The Ladies of Mayberry bought you some
                  new clothes...(Smiles).

Aunt Bee removes some overalls and a plaid shirt from the bag she is
carrying. She hands them to Muzzy. Muzzy puts them in his bicycle
basket.

                                Barnney

                  I hope he wears them!

Barnney is rubbing the holdster of his gun.. He has been watching
Muzzy and Aunt Bee... Muzzy gets back on his bicycle and waves to
Aunt Bee, then rings his bell.

                                Muzzy

                  Ring! Ring! Ring!


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