Essay 5:
Jackass of All Trades
by
Barney, the Barnyard Philosopher
Some old, Some new, Some borrowed, Some blue
Dear Cypress;
I was sitting in Burger King and my neighbor from the next farm came in. He was reading the introduction I wrote for you and came to the paragraph listing the things you are involved in; he looked up and said, “He’s sort of a jackass of all trades ain’t he?”
After I stopped laughing I told him you are an awesome preacher, a good shepherd, and wonderful counselor but I couldn’t testify of your mastery of other things.
Cypress, I’m having some trouble on the mix in your essays; I can’t seem to keep them near my goal.
There’s too darn much truth in them.
Oh, well, it won’t hurt people to shed a tear now and then
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