A Rant for a contest...True Story, True Rant! |
So, this year began with my ex-lover coming back to me with stars in his blue eyes, wooing me with poetic words of love and marriage. How do I love thee, he whispered as he looked into my eyes and proposed. So, being a red blooded spanish gal, and loving romantic jazz, I accepted the proposal. Hell, I loved him, right? Soul Mate, Together Forever or until the Stars burn themselves out. So, I was uprooted to the country, where I never wished to live as I am a city girl. (No Starbucks!!!) Purchased brand new furniture for my brand new future. Found the Wedding Dress of my dreams, and began planning a wedding to remember. Ahh, sigh. What a wonderful life... So, four days ago the son of a warlock decides to tell me that he lied when he said he loved me. Pardon? I didn't quite hear you correctly, I must have been dazzled by the stars in your eyes. Yes, he does not love me, probably never did. Well fuck you very much. So, fueled by Fury, I am deciding on whether to Hex or just Hate. So far, Hate is working for me. Hexing is above me and too good for him. Retribution is a bitch, and I am she. Wait and see, my love, I am not known by Spanish Fury for nothing. "Tis a shame though, that I will not have the exquisite pleasure of ever knowing that he screams my name when he dies alone and miserable. You see, I made it clear that he was not to contact me except to send me a check for $5500 dollars. At least he'll pay where it really hurts him. And thus ends my Engagement. Oh, did I mention that my future is looking better without him? Oh, but it does!!! And that is the sweetest revenge of all!!! |