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A filk of Drunken Sailor from a medical student's boyfriend |
| One day, my girlfriend, who is in medical school, was discussing her surgery rotation with her mother, a doctor. She asked the following question to which I have set to the tune of "What do you do with a drunken sailor?": Chorus: What do you do with a post-op patient? What do you do with a post-op patient? What do you do with a post-op patient, Early in the morning? Wake him repeatedly from his slumber Wake him repeatedly from his slumber Wake him repeatedly from his slumber Early in the morning Chorus Measure his heart rate and blood pressure Measure his heart rate and blood pressure Measure his heart rate and blood pressure Early in the morning Chorus Ask him about his bowel movements Ask him about his bowel movements Ask him about his bowel movements Early in the morning Chorus Be sure he's checked on three times over Be sure he's checked on three times over Be sure he's checked on three times over Early in the morning |
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