How the aweful vampire and the gorgeous nymph became friends. |
Vampire & Nymph by Shane W. Snyder birds chirping in a light rain windless and warm the tall trees are blossoming white and sprouting light green there is a little pond below a bubbling spring the water trickles down the smooth rocks there is a sweet nymph waist deep, wading in the pond watching the rain droplets as they become part of the pond forming marvellous little circles she serenely moves toward the little shore her movement hardly disturbing the water her feet leave no print in the light sand of the shore at these feet are strewn rich gifts magnificent fan sea shells with sparkling white pearls flowers and fragarent herbs candies and glimmering gemstones of all colors a little wooden box with brass corners and hinges, opened inside, a silver necklace and earrings these are the gifts of her admirers the elves and fauns and green men of the prosperous wood she sits cross legged, fine hair cascading down and spends her morning admiring and enjoying and bathing the vampire spent the same morning holed-up in his little cabin awake all-too-awake he stared at the decaying walls as though to memorize every splinter every beetle-hole piled in the corner were many great books thick books thick and difficult but he read them he spent long hours at his little desk a single candle burning but, one can only read so much nevertheless, there was nothing else for him to do except write so he wrote and wrote and wrote his long years yielding many stories and anecdots and opinions he wrote histories even histories from other worlds for the vampire had come from another world originally deep in the past a past he remembered vividly but could scarcely fathom for he had now been a vampire for what might be centuries and he felt terrible hunger and longing which could never be fulfilled the prosperous woods had nothing to offer him the vampire regarded himself as an existance quite separate from a life, meant for the living he was a shade, a phantom as a ghost among the living but one with a terrible need: to feed at night, deathly quiet night, he would bite a tree and try to suck its sap but usually end up getting a mouthful of splinters still, he kept on biting the trees for it was better than nothing and real blood was unobtainable the sweet nymph was a very sensual being she enjoyed touching her own beautiful hair and that of others she knew that hate and aggression are the ugliest things imaginable and that they destroy all sensuality all affectionate and sexual touches and she felt sorry for human women who pair-off with very aggressive men she had had several flings in her young life with a green man, or an elf, or a cute faun but now her boyfriend was a philosopher-god his father had been the great god of wisdom the ruler of the gods and his mother a gorgeous and refined human princess and he showed her deep wisdom and took her to places which fired the imagination and awed the senses and he awed her senses in more ways than one for they would have sex all the time and he was an expert at all things sexy and sexual and sensual and the sweet nymph learned the deep wisdom of physical closeness as well as the deep wisdom of the philosophers and historians and he took her to palaces in distant foreign lands and showered her with rich gifts far beyond anything she had ever before received most vampires live in castles as a vampire should for vampires are very sensitive to feeling and mood and a vampire needs high halls and great towers to feel that feeling of dark and awesome majesty then: there needs to be high walls to hang great tapestries tapestries emblazoned with images depicting the vampire's great life and deeds and there needs to be candle-trees and chandeliers and bookcases and antique furniture with cobwebs spun all around but for this vampire, there was none of this he lived as a hermit most hermits are wild-looking men with long beards but because he was undead, the vampire's hair didn't grow he had a clean appearance with a sharp nose and chin and ears only his tattered robes betrayed his humble status vampires are also lovers of music of the violin and cello they love music which creates mood which touches the untouchable recesses of the spirit which seems like it could go on and on forever but there was no music for this vampire there was only the book his books opened up worlds of distraction for him distraction from the utter desolation of his daily existance he longed to have someone to discuss philosophy with but there was no such person and there would never be such a person so he took to writing and reading his own writing it was writing which seemed to keep him company for he would write when his mood was good and read his writing when his mood was feeling down and it was as though another person were talking to him from out the page though not in the complex and meandering language of philosophy but in concise, rich, expressive language the only kind of language this vampire would use when he would write for he didn't even try to write like the scholars he wrote for himself and himself was all he had in his existance twilight it is a time when the pale moon light shines together with the remains of the daylight coming up from under the horizon it is a time when the fist bright stars come out the vampire had grown tired of languishing in his one-room cabin all day and came out to get some of this early-night air he wandered rather aimlessly and further than he usually goes until he found a tree that looked inviting he put his arms lovingly around its trunk and began to bite into its wood the sweet nymph was also out at twilight for it was a magical time when fog would come in and create sparkling dewdrops and nothing was quite as beatiful as the twilight dew suddenly, she spied a figure hugging a tree and she thought this must be a very nature-loving green man and she approached fearlessly her feet made no sound and the vampire didn't know she was there until he felt a soft hand on this shoulder he stopped what he was doing and stepped back with a jerk it was the first time he had been touched in generations he laid eyes on the nymph and she was the most gorgeous thing he had ever seen long arms and very long legs a small waiste and torsoe small but perfecly-formed breasts a relatively small head, housing a pretty face framing this face was the longest, silkiest hair imaginable the nymph's heart began to race when she suddenly realized she was dealing with a vampire his eyes sparkled menacingly he had a long nose and cruel mouth and when he raised his hand in alarm she noticed the long, sharp nails but what had he been doing? the vampire studdered slightly: "i was just...uh...well i'll just be honest with you i was biting this tree, trying to suck its sap i have the terrible need to feed" the nymph understood she knew that there were some evil vampires who attack the living she also knew that most vampires are good, they are private creatures enjoyers of books and music but terribly miserable and tormented for they would always be looked on with suspicion and they would never get any blood except blood given to them willingly usually by a lover, who is willing to contract vampirism and live with the vampire, usually in a dark and magestic castle but this vampire had no castle with no power to seduce he would never have a lover and never have real blood the poor creature! what a tormented existance the nymph, on a whim, recognizing what a chance encounter this was with such an elusive creature as a vampire offered: "would you like to take a walk with me?" the vampire, with some soft-spoken words, accepted the vampire and the nymph walked and talked they walked through the misty woods water droplets hanging from every leaf and flower sparkling in the light of the full moon like night-time jewels they discussed their shared admiration for the beauty of nature the vampire emphasized the beauty of the woods at night the beauty of things dark and mysterious and maybe a little dangerous this was new to the nymph whose sense of beauty was coupled with light and truth the vampire told her he writes fictional stories stories that aren't always very true or couldn't be true but are meant to awe, to inspire, to transport, to cast a spell the nymph, on the other hand, was more educated in the written word as recorded history and she told him the story of a certain heroic battle then she spoke of ancient times the time before there were kings and fauns and nymphs and vampires when the animals were strange and cruel when the woods were flowerless and bizarre it amazed the vampire that a creature of such beauty as the nymph would know so much of such things he thought that she must have alot of contact with knowledgable people compared to him at last, they came to the pond, fed by the spring where the nymph would spend her time lounging and bathing the nymph offered nonchalantly: "would you like to bathe with me?" the vampire thought about it a moment looked at the bubbling spring and the warm pond it might be warm like the blood of the living and besides, he thought: "when else am i going to bathe with a sweet nymph i have all of eternity to sit in my cabin by myself" and so he carefully removed his tattered robe the nymph observed his long nails, undoing the buttons then, she took him by the hand lovingly and they walked together into the warm pond the first sensation of the water against his feet revived something in him he hadn't felt since contracting vampirism first he was ankle-deep, then knee-deep and then waiste-deep, and finally in up to his soulders the water felt good against his frail, colorless body the nymph meanwhile, was swimming and diving and splashing and frolicking in complete abandon and satifaction "i have to be clean" she said "becuse i'm having sex with my boyfriend tomorrow morning" the vampire was taken-aback by her comment her admission which he found rather stunning he decided to fish for more information he said: "so you're seeing your boyfriend tomorrow?" she said: "yes, we're going to have sex all morning then we're going to a musical performance in the afternoon and in the evening we will eat grapes and dance and then have sex all night" the vampire asked to hear more about her boyfriend he wondered what you have to be to get a girl as magnificent and sweet as the nymph turns out: he is half-god a hyper-natural being who can offer her the utmost in gifts and travel and physical pleasure and also intellectual stimulation his question thus answered he enjoyed the rest of his bath and when it was over, he and the nymph parted ways they arranged to meet again in the future to discuss some philosophical points but the vampire wasn't sure he'd ever see her again he walked back to his little cabin as though in a dream, or under a spell he didn't even bother to take-in the beauty of the dewy night he was completely immersed in the recent memory of his bath with the nymph somehow it was harder for him to return to his books and to read history and philosophy or even to write fantasy he just sat in the candle light and pondered what he had just experienced this much he knew: he was a vampire that is all he would ever be and this comes with advantages and disadvantages he was free from the burden of children and family free to study his books and write fiction free from health concerns free from mortality which means he could learn and learn, without fear of getting too old but some things were forever off-limits to him and not because of any rule or law of vampires that would make it too easy to accept some things would simply be forever beyond his reach this much he knew, especially now and so he whiled away his time in relative satisfaction in full knowledge of the limitations of his existance it had taken him awhile to learn what these limitations are and it therefore took him awhile to accept them but once he did, he felt better and his undead-life continued one night the vampire awoke and opened his door to venture outside and on his door he found a note someone had posted a note on his door during the day while he was deep in slumber he read the note it said that the council of magical creatures was meeting in the chamber beneath the great tree for the first time in a thousand years the vampire was a bit awe-struck by this he had not even been a vampire the last time such a council had convened and he was surprised they would invite a vampire and he was surprised they knew where he lived for scarcely anyone knew where he lived, or cared he considered ignoring the invitation the alternative: to stay in his room and get drunk and lose himself in literature from another world he considered this alternative carefully but ultimately, he decided he can get drunk any time and that the invitation was something that would only come once in a thousand years and so, that night, he made the journey to the great tree the great tree was not the biggest, nor the oldest, nor the most magical in the prosperous wood it was called this because it was the enterance to a great meeting hall a meeting hall deep underground which was used on only the rarest occasions occasions so rare, that when a meeting would convene the attendees would often find hidden valuables, stashed in the passageways and niches stashed by someone or something which had thought it found the perfect hiding place a place that no one new about, and where nobody comes when the first gnomes arrived to set-up the meeting hall they found two dead bodies, interred in the chamber someone had been using their meeting hall as a crypt! the poor mortal races dying all the time if only all beings could live as long as elves and gnomes... the attendees soon arrived the elves came the gnomes came so did the leprechauns and spriggans the delegation of sylphs arrived so did the dryads and niads the mermen came, with bucket-carrying servants to keep them wet the centaurs came, their hooves beating a mighty clop-clop on the floor of the hall so did the fauns, carrying their violins and flutes some creatures came alone a single troll came, the only one in the prosperous wood and a single wisp came, even though nobody even knew how he had been invited all of them came to the hall of the great tree arriving late was the sweet nymph now dressed in a red robe with black buttons and stitching her hair was still wet from bathing she looked fantastic and arriving later still was the vampire his long nails and tattered robes and pointed features giving a somewhat fearful impression everyone looked at him when he came though the chamber door it was the first time so many eyes had been on him at once it was overwhelming for him he made his way nervously to the chair that had been reserved for him and it was only after a few minutes of sitting and taking it all in that he noticed the sweet nymph on the opposite side of the table they made eye contact and she looked into him knowingly at last, the meeting was underway presiding was the ancient gnome long white beard flowing holding a gnarled wooden staff he described the situation thus: the vast realm of which the prosperous wood is a part has a new king one single king who has vanquished all the other kingdoms and united the realm under his rule he is a brutal man who upset the long-standing balance of trade and cultural exchange between the kingdoms he launched a campaign of vicious and successful attack laying a couple of ancient kingdoms to ruin and enslaving their people he is a brutal man whose heart has not been softened by court-life or formal education he is a warlord, who uses the arts and religion and philosophy to make his army stronger, more devoted, more willing to sacrifice and be brave and even die he has cast his spell over the people making some among them believe that this conquest is some sort of destiny for he has made them believe that they are greater than they really are and he has even convinced the intelligenstia the philosophers and architects and teachers and promised them ambitious projects for the architects, monumental structures to glorify the kingdom for the philosophers, enormous projects to catalog all the creatures of the prosperous wood to map the wood, to survey it to survey it in preparation for the building of a dam on our lovely river the river which gives so much energy and life to the wood and to us the magical beings that call it home the brutal warlord and his philosophers are going to map all the stars and planets and de-mystify even the most awe-inspiring vastness of the heavens they will extinguish us and the entire realm of magic the situation thus outlined the room began to murmur for all the beings knew their situation was dire some already knew of the dam project others already knew of the conquests but to hear it all spoken at once filled every heart in the room with a sinking feeling except perhaps the vampire whose heart so trained in soicism, was hard to move the only person in the room the vampire had met before was the nymph so he came to speak to her the first chance he got for he felt awkward sitting alone and speaking to no one while the rest of the races chattered incessantly but also, he had a sincere question: where was her boyfriend, the philosopher-god? for he was certainly of the magical peoples, and should have been at the meeting when he asked, he knew immediately that he had struck a nerve her expression was uncharacteristically solemn she explained it to him thus, in a torrent of words: he has allied himself to the brutal warlord and together they are undergoing a process of selection among the people for theirs is to be a perfectly-ordered state the kind of state which comes along only once every ten-thousand years but this one is to be unlike any such state that has come before because it is grand in scale, due to the successful conquests people are to be separated as precious metals are separated gold, silver, bronze, and iron the plays we would see together became grander and grander in scale we didn't see any more comedies but rather, these grand dramas of ancient myth and legend driven by the most magical orchestral music my boyfriend became a believer in the greatness of the warlord and his kingdom and it was with his help in planning that the last successful conquest was made now the process of selecting the gold among the people is well underway and my boyfriend, along with the other philosophers, are obsessed with the idea of creating a master-race to rule the world and a system for rearing and educating them and arts and theater to influence them the right way moreover, the warlord has given the philosopher-god a human harem of the purest gold among the women and my boyfriend is to be the father of a new race of quarter-gods who are to be the wisest beings in all the land and from whom the future kings will come they are to be a race of kings think about it think about how ugly and unnecessary this all is thus she ended her explanation what could the vampire say? he offered, "it sounds like he is not your boyfriend anymore" she responded, "no, he is not he is the enemy of nature of magic and of magical beings of the balance of peace and harmony between the peoples which, however imperfect they may be are still lovely and sweet and wise and don't need to be separated as metals are separated don't need to be groomed for ruling or warfare" this sweet nymph certainly new alot about the political situation the information about the separation of the people and about the grand music-dramas was all new to him for he had not attended any theatrical performance of any kind since he became a vampire all he knew was what was in his books so he offered her the following theory: history is a painful process and it becomes more painful as humans, such as this warlord become overly-ambitious, overly-zealous and upset ancient and precarious balances history is a process of improvement which happens as a matter of course but, it has to be the right kind of improvement history will take its course its often painful course but ultimately, things will work-out as they should for people and magical beings are in the process of becoming gentle and wise and, despite all the learning of the philosophers and historians, are still learning the most important lessons about which lines may not be crossed about what responsibilities beings have toward each other about what the wise and gentle thing to do is the nymph was impressed with the depth of the vampire's conviction and with his message about balance, serenity, peace, and improvement she knew he was a miserable creature miserable and abysmally alone it seemed to her a bit of a waste that one so gentle and wise as he should be so socially-disconnected she therefore decided to keep him company and to try to bring him into the circle of companionship |