C.S. Lewis and Ozzy in Narnia

It shouldn't suprise you that they're enemies.
C.S. Lewis converses with Aslan,
While Ozzy frightens away all the talking animals—
Especially the bats.
Lewis delights in having tea with the fauns,
While Ozzy schemes with the White Witch;
He loves her dark, evil ways.
Lewis respects the right of Aslan as ruler,
While Ozzy does not—
He supports the White Witch.
Tumnus renounced his loyalty to the White Witch
Because Black Sabbath only scared
The sons of Adam and daughters of Eve away.
In fact, Lucy never even fell asleep.
Lewis remained loyal to Aslan,
Even when Ozzy’s War Pigs
Threatened to win the battle for the White Witch.



note***I don't like Ozzy.  I just tried to think of the most opposite people ever.  However, C.S. Lewis is my favorite writer of all time.  You should check him out.