'F' Words

'F' Words

I pheel a little phoolish,
When writing stuphph like this,
When spelling all those 'F' words,
Such as phluphphy and phrog and phish.

I suppose you think it's phunny,
But phollowing the rules,
Was phortuitously taught,
In all the phinest schools.

You pheel sad phor your phriends,
If they pheel a little sick,
And you phall pfoul of the law,
If you play a dirty trick.

And words you use like phrightphul,
Are phairly hard to say,
And phuneral and phantasy
Phurther phollow in the phray.

But let me tell you phellows,
If you pheel phine every day,
You won't need phlaming 'F' words,
To make you pheel okay.