Star Wars:Episode 5

Star Wars: Episode 5-The Return of the Chastity belt-

The world’s greatest minds were gathered one day. Who were these great men? Was it Albert Einstein? No! Was it Bill Gates? No! Was it Jackie………..you wish! Hmmm…..was it George bush? Nope! Wrong again. The answer is easy……. They are Professor Lester and Professor Benedict who graduated first and second in the ever famous Harvard University and for not 10 years, not 5 years, not a year, not half year, not 1 month not even a day but only 2 hours (kan I say they brilliant liao) they succeed in creating a chastity belt……A chastity belt to rule them all (thunders roars). One which is so sophisticated that only Lester and Benedict could ever fully understand its use. With nothing but some scrap metal, a bottle of glue and a whole lot of crappy ideas…somehow they managed to do it.

For 2 hours they put aside their private matters and concentrated on building this grand thingy. Well, to be honest, they spent 1 hour and 45 minutes discussing how small some girl’s breast are and the way that girl touches them in a circular motion which by the way is no a good scene to see. The other 15 minutes the rushed like mad to finish their ‘project’. It goes something like this.

A little bit here….a little bit there…..some more here….some more there……..knock here…knock there…..bite here…..glue there….not enough glue….put some more glue…..glue’s finish….buy some more glue….went to buy glue…. The thought of bringing along some money didn’t come across their great minds…….went back to get money…….went back to the shop….had a 2 hours debate on which glue to choose, the RM. 1.50 one or the RM. 1.20 one……..decided buy both of them…found out later they bought two ice-cream instead…frustrated, went back to the shop for a refund…the shop keeper don’t want…….beg him…..still don’t want…..beg him again…..still don’t one….cry…….he agreed…..got the glue…..went back……suddenly…….Benedict had a stomachache…..went to the toilet….no tissue……go buy tissue….buy tissue liao…forgot which cubicle Benedict’s it….knocked on every door…..got scolded countless times….found out something weird….all the voices are in high pitch…..realizes later that he was in the girl’s toilet….apologized……gave Benedict the tissues…….while wiping his ass…dropped into the toilet….got stuck……. Got hungry…said, Got Milk?* ….call the firemen….rescued…went back to their lab…..couldn’t find their work….search for it everywhere….can’t find it…..search again…..still can’t find it….start all over again…..halfway through…..ran out of glue again…..went to buy glue again…..came back with a glue…..forgets to take the change (10 cents nyea)..went back…get the change…come back….accidentally farted…..open the widows to let the bad air out…..close the window…about to continue to work…for some reasons farted again….open the windows again….continued working…didn’t close the windows just in case someone farted again….start to work again……a annoying salesman came knocking at the door….go to ‘shoo’ him away…..continues with the project…phone rang…..found out that it’s Lester’s mom….talked for an hour…..hang up…..time for dinner…..ate at Mac Donald’s…..not enough….ate at Pizza Hut too……food poisoned…..went to the doctor….at the front door….cured…went back….continued working, won’t let anything stand in their way…arrived at their lab…can’t go in….locked from the inside….WADDAHELL!...wait till the morning for the caretaker to unlock the door…..rushed to finish it…1 minute…2 minutes….3 minutes…4 minutes......Presto! It’s done.

They cheered and congratulated each other. Then they decided to test the chastity belt. They asked Joshua to do it but he refused. So, they paid him 3 dollars and he agreed. They placed the belt on him and called him to be calm and spread his legs apart. Lester then went to the closet and took out with a mighty big Jackhammer. He took a big breath and gave it a whack. Instantly, the ‘belt’ shattered like glass. Joshua broke his testicles and his penis flew to somewhere unknown to mankind. They then called the ambulances to carry Joshua away. Their experiment failed miserably but that didn’t stop them. That day, they stayed up all night to undo what is done and redo what is yet to be done.

At last! When the sun rises, they had finished. This time they make sure that nothing went wrong. This time they called Howard. Howard at first didn’t dare to try but after a pep talk from Lester and Benedict, he reluctantly agrees. They lay him down by the table and told him that everything is alright. Sweat rolls down from his cheek, his heart was beating madly. This time Benedict wanted to do it. He grabbed the hammer, and carried it above his head, making an eclipse of the sun. (Wow! That’s a really big hammer) and then ‘WHOOSH!’ right on target!

There was a loud thump and then complete silence. Everyone closed their eyes…well almost everyone Splatters could be heard and then dripping sounds. Lester and Benedict were afraid to open their eyes for what lies beyond is a damned headless boy. Finally, they gave up, opened their eye lid and got shocked. The whole room was covered in blood. The pieces…..pieces…of Howard scrambled everywhere…on the ceiling….under the chair, on the table, in benedict’s mouth, beside the cupboard, between some girl’s ass……Geez! Today is definitely not a day for Howard.

For some reasons, Howard was still breathing. (3/4 of his head is completely gone…..call me dumb but this is impossible) And what’s this? He can still do the Cha Cha dance. Benedict decided to give it another try. This time he took extra precautions not hit anything except the chastity belt.

Minutes before the action, Howard began to move frantically, struggling to break free. They don’t know what he was trying to do so they carried on. Benedict roared and whacked it as hard as he could. Veins arose from his arms…..’BANG!’….’SQUISH!’ Damn! Howard was actually telling them that the Chastity belt was not yet put on! But it’s a little late now is it not?

There you go another poor boy that died with a half gone head and a terminated head. They called the ambulances again to take Howard away. That’s it! No more trials! They finally agree and decided use this tainted chastity belt. They arranged a demonstration. It was held at the City Hall. All the big names came, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and Peter Jackson. A crew from NASA came too. It was an extravagant event. Their were velvet chairs, chandeliers, carpeted floor, fully air-conditioned rooms, bouquet style refreshments, a musical orchestra and to top it off a special performance by 50 Cents featuring Siti Nurhaliza.

First, the celebrities were to walk across a ½ Km red carpet made from pure cashmere wool. The whole place was filled with spectators and reporters. Everyone was carrying banners and posters. Then everyone was brought to their respective seats and there was a short movie clip about Lester’s and Benedict’s invention.

Let me tell you how the movie goes….first, there was a scene from the movie ‘The Lord of The Rings- the fellowship of the ring’ the part where Gandalf blocked the road and said, ‘You shall not pass……’ after he said the word pass….. a scene from catwoman was shown the part where she was still an ordinary girl and was pushed down a bridge then at the moment she fell into the sea, a clip of another movie’ Deep Blue Sea’ replaced it, the part where the shark eats a silly girl. Then for some reasons, Free Willy appeared. (That was done by the famous Warner Brothers) The shark the had a duel with Free Willy, the Killer whale. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Atlantis appeared and the two mammals were face to face in a combat to death. All the Altantians (residents of Atlantis) were cheering. Then out of nowhere there was a plane and some one was floating down with a parachute. Then who you believe this! It’s Vin Diesel! He came down and unbuckled his parachute, armed with a rifle and two short guns. Then, the ground began to tremble, and hands stated to appear from the ground. Something evil was rising from the grounds. Demons rose and slaughter everyone in that movie. It was breath-taking. Then, a choir of angels and saints came down fro the sky and a historical battle begins. For some reasons, King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table appeared too! The whole movie was a blast off. The epic battle ends. On the aftermath, there were no survivors except for one pleasant girl who wore nothing but a shiny like thingy. The camera went closer……and she was wearing a chastity belt on it said, ‘made by Lester and Benedict….coulda save ya life’ Then sad music was played. And the whole screen turned black and later there was a paragraph of words that says ’The Chastity belt, by Lester and Benedict…..Wear it and you’re save from all dangers even if the end of the world is near!........this is brought to you by Disney Channel’

All the audience stood up and applauded and cheered at the same time. Seeing the short movie, they were eager to see the product made by Lester and Benedict. Then the Mc spoke, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope that you enjoy our short movie about the superb ‘Chastity belt’ and now without further ado, I introduce you……..The Chastity belt…..made from state-of-the-art equipment from the two of the greatest minds on earth.” Then the curtains were pulled apart. And on the stage stood Lester and Benedict, wearing tuxedos and black crocodile shoes. Between them stood a gorgeous model wearing a bra and their new-released Chastity belt.

Everyone was like ‘Oooo’ and ‘Aaaaaa’ Then the Mc asked them to be quiet. “Thank you for coming!” Lester said. “Now to demonstrate for you the quality of this gadget.” Benedict said. “Complete with a digital clock, radio, navigation system, hologram TV, a hand phone and a PSP, this is by far the greatest machine men had ever seen. Technology has gone to a whole new level. With security which is impossible to breach, it can’t be open without the code. It’s solar powered and made from pure titanium alloy with a mixture of stainless steel short to say, it’s made from the metal that made King’s Arthur sword, ‘EXCALIBUR’ which is melted and then forged into this treasure. 2 set of rings could be seen on either side.” Then a reporter said, “What are they for?” she asked. “I’ll show you,” Lester said and whistled, then out came 2 humongous rottweilers. “This 2 ring is to chain this pair of creatures against the belt to tighten the security.” And he chained the dogs.

The model was terrified seeing two dogs right beside her buttocks. “To demonstrate how great this thing is, I’ll use a bazooka, aimed it at her pussy and shoot it!” Benedict said. “NOoooo!” the poor girl screamed. Then another model came out with a bazooka and hands it to Benedict. “Guys, you better hold o to your ears because this is going to be really loud!” he said and pulled the trigger. ‘BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!’ the place was filled with smokes, everyone was choking. They had to leave the room for awhile and come back later.

An hour later, they went back but for some reasons, the girl who was wearing the chastity belt was gone. “Hmmmmm……Where’s the gal?” Benedict asked Lester. “I…I don’t know!” he replied. “Come on...say something….”Benedict said. “Uhmmm…uhmmm…it can do magic!!!” Lester shouted and everyone claps their hands. “What’s that on the wall?” a boy asked. “O my God! It looks like the model...and I think that she’s dead!” another person said. They took the corpse to the stage, “Ladies and Gentlemen you may think that when I shot the bazooka at her, I killed her but you’re wrong, it’s actually the impact that killed her……Don’t believe me? Fine! I have concrete prove to show you!” Lester said and signaled to bring fourth the dead girl. He then pressed some kind of secret code and took off the chastity belt. “There you go! Not a single scratch! As smooth as a baby bottom!” he said. “Hey! You’re right!” the boy said. “See toldya!” Lester said.

Then someone ran to the dead girl, “NO!! My poor daughter! What have you done! You killed her! Damn you!!!!” she cried. “Hey! It wasn’t me!” Lester said. “What! You’re the one who pulled the trigger!” she replied, “So?...............Make another one!!!” Lester said. Then suddenly she calm down and said, “Hey, quite true…….quite true…” and then took out her hand phone and dialed a number, “hello honey(her husband)…..stop working and come back early….we are making another baby!...bye!” and left quickly. “Well, that’s the end of it.” Lester said. “Bye! Thanks for your support and have a nice day” Benedict said, took their thing and went away in their limousine.

“Wow! That was a close one!” Lester said. “Yeah…..yeah….whatever….” Benedict said. “I think that we should find a candidate to use this marvelous piece for the good of all mankind.” He continued. “Yes! I agree! That’s the first thing that I’ll do tomorrow!” Lester said. That night, they made a phone call to announce that there will be an audition the next day.

Word travels fast, there was a long queue at their front door.…..like 5 KM. “Whoa! Look at all these people!” Lester said. “Well, we better start now! There’s not a second to waste!” Benedict said and opened the door and welcomed the first contestant. It was a she. This girl looks kinda nice…shoulder-length hair, long-legs, 10 out of 10 figure……..she’s perfect…or is she? “Hey I think that lady luck is here today! Looks like we found our girl already!” Lester said. Upon hearing this, this hot chic felt very happy and wanted to thank him, she did something horrible, she said “HALOOOO….THANK YOU..” in a unbelievably long, prolonged, annoying, God-Forsaken, ear-deafening manner ….the moment she spoke, Lester and Benedict threw the chairs toward her. She was lying on the ground, moaning like a pig. They got up and when she was about to get up, they kicked her and she fell again. She tried to rise again but Benedict threw a hammer towards her head, ‘CLANG!’ she was on the ground again. Her hands were trembling when she tried to get up, Lester took his chance, unplug the 50 inch TV, carried it and banged it down her head making weird funny noise as it lands on her head.

They opened the door, “Next,” Lester said. This time, a ridiculously obese man walked in. Before he can even blink, Lester took out a rifle and shot the living hell out of him “Next!’ he said again. There were now only 10 people left….maybe it’s because of all that noise that scared everyone away.

Then, someone wearing a black cloak that covers the wearer’s head came it. It seems as if he/she was floating. “Hello.” Lester said. “How are you?” Benedict said but there was no answer. “I said hello!!!” Lester said and still there was no answer. “Hey listen here! Say something!” Benedict said. “Are you deaf or just stupid or is it dumb and stupid?” Lester said and this guy didn’t even seem to be listening a little bit. They got up from their seat and approached this fellow. They stood in front of this girl/boy. Then suddenly, “WAAAAZZZAAAAAAPPPP!” this maniac shouted in front of their face, giving them a great surprise. Immediately, Lester and Benedict slapped the skin out of his face and kicked him out from the window.

There was no one left except for one girl. She walked in introduce herself and sang a song beautifully, a song that made tears rolled down from Lester and benedict’s eyes. It touched their heart. “So…how was it? “She asked. “That’s by far the best song I ever heard in my whole life!!!” Lester said “but………..what the hell does it have anything to do with this!!!!” Lester shouted. “This is an audition right?” she said. “Yeah, of course!” Benedict said. “There you go, that’s why I’m here, for an audition. I wanna be a star.” She said “Hey! This is not Malaysian Idol!” Lester said. “What?” she said. “Now get your fucking ass out of here!” Lester said and pushed her out of the door.

Minutes later, there was a knock at the door, another girl came. She stood there to be examined by Lester and Benedict. She has nice hips…..she tried on the chastity belt! A PEFECCT MATCH! They found their guy...or girl. Her name is Miss Wendy. Then the next day, they shipped here to Arab for belly dancing lessons. She asked why but they just tapped her mouth, stuff her in a box, put her on the cargo and left. It was a 3 weeks course.

For the time being, they did some adjustment to their gags. They painted the whole thing gold and included a light saber that’s equal to 10 light sabers at the middle. When they pressed the on button, there was a glowing stick of pain shining like neon lights poking out.

3 weeks later, they fetch Wendy. She was still clueless on why did they sent her for some stupid belly dancing lessons. Then they stripped her waist down and placed the chastity belt on her and activate the light saber mode. They then put on some music and told her to show what she learnt in Arab. She started to shake her booty slowly increasing the speed. She moved with the rhythm of the music. She did it like no one else could…...in a good way of course. It was fantastic! It’s a perfect weapon of mass destruction! She completed the training course.

One day, Lester and Benedict received a phone call. It was from the Central Intelligence Big Armies Incorporated (CIBAI). They need help on some kind of war. Since they heard of their brilliant creation, the ‘CIBAI’ they decide to put it to the test. Lester and Benedict were told to wait for them to wait on an open field 10 Km from where Wendy is going to be transport to the battlefield. Then something was heard, “THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN, 10, 9, 8………..

“Girl, you are needed! Pack your things and we are out of here!” Lester said. “Yeah! We need to go like right now!” Benedict said. 5…4…3…”Wait! Wait! I’m packing!” Wendy said. “Hurry up no time to waste!’” Lester said. 2….1… “O shit! Run!” Benedict said. 3/4.....1/2…..1/4…. “Hey Bitch! Come now!!!!” he said and Wendy jumped out just in time before the whole house was blown to pieces.

They then got on their Land Cruiser and drove to their agreed site. “Uhmm….where are we going?” Wendy asked. “Somewhere where you will be taken to somewhere else where in that place in somewhere, you could loose your petty life and will end up in somewhere else…” Lester said. “Huh?” Wendy was confused. “What he meant to say was, you are needed by a secret agency called CIBAI, short for Central Intelligence Brave Armies Incorporated.” Benedict said. “Oooo…….and why am I going there?” she asked. “To help them on something that can only be done by the wearer of the belt” Lester said. “Please be exact.” Wendy asked. “Screw this! The main thing is, you will be brought to a place that’s it! End of Question!!” Benedict said. “Look we are here!” Lester said. “Obviously!” Benedict replied. How did he know? How come they are so sure that they are at the right place? Do they know the exact coordinates? What’ll happen if they were wrong...BEATS ME!

Anyway, they got off the car and waited. Not long after, the ground began to tremble, there was a tremor. Then the earth began to shatter and right before their eyes, stands a massive mole-like machine. It was about 40 feet long and 9 feet high, coal black, huge tank-like wheels and would you believe it! There was a Mercedes sign on the front and a BMW sign at the boot. It’s manufactured by Mercedes and BMW.

The mole mobile stopped and someone got out. It was Luke Skywalker... “Luke Skywalker!” Lester said. “Luke Skywalker?” Benedict said. “Eh? Mama?” Wendy said. Luke was in his usual attire, long-flowing robes, skin shoes, light saber by the side…

“Hi there!” he said. “Dude he’s Luke Skywalker!” Lester said not paying attention. “Yeah! This is like so so cool!” Benedict replied. “Mom! What are you doing here?” Wendy asked. “Hello……” Luke said and was being ignored again. “Wow! This is like so great cause we like meet Luke Skywalker in person!” Lester said.

Suddenly, “Mother Fuckers! Listen here!” and everybody got quiet. “Yes?” they said. “I am here to take your ‘weapon’ on a mission to save the world.” He said. “O.K!” Benedict said handed Wendy over. “This is Wendy, she’s your girl.” Lester says. “Hmm……are you sure...cause…..” Luke mumbled to himself. “Yes I’m sure, Looks can be deceiving.” Lester said. “Fine then, I’ll take your word for it.” Luke said, and Wendy directs her to the ‘car’.

And now, Lester and Benedict are all alone, their pupil has left them, they ran out of chicken wings, all they could do is hope for the best and buy more chicken wings the next time.

Wendy and Luke Skywalker travel for 7 days and 6 nights to an unknown place then a space ship came and brought them away. “Hey mom! Where are we going?” Wendy said. “Hey mom! Are we there yet?” she said again. “Hey mom! Why is your face like that?” she said again…* for some reasons, Wendy thought that Luke Skywalker is her mother. “Hey mom…………..I need to pee.” She continued talking. The whole trip she was like, ‘hey mom this’ and ‘hey mom that’. “For the last time!!! I’m not your mother!” Luke said. “Whatever! Mom!” Wendy continues babbling.

After 3 grueling weeks, they arrived at the mother ship. The left side of Luke Skywalker’s ear is deaf already. They were then brought to the council.

There, it was filled with people or god-knows what of all shapes and sizes. There was a guy with the head of a chicken and the body of a human and a girl with her boobs on her head and the body of a rhino! It was a big circus freak show!

Everyone was chit-chatting, then another freak came out and there wasn’t complete silence. “Silence!” that guy said but it was still noisy. “I said silence!” he said again….still the same. “Would you all please shut the hell up!!!” still noisy…….”…..please?” he added. Everyone stopped talking. It was as quiet as a grave.

There was a short briefing about some sort of war and some kind of new breed cows. Then there was a little performance by a local artist and they were dismissed.

Master Yoda came to visit Wendy and Good ole Luke. “Come in I will!” he said and used his force to open the door. Then he walked in, “Sit I will,” and drag a chair towards him. “Come here you will” he said and Wendy and Luke Skywalker was brought to him. Damn this old man and his powers! “This is the girl that everyone was talking about, Wendy” Luke said. “Nice…Nice…” the old man said. “H….Hi” Wendy said nervously. Then Luke Skywalker left, leaving Wendy and that old hag all alone.

After he left, the old man’s wise face changed into a moronic grin. “Fuck you I………..MUST!” he said and levitates himself to Wendy. He undressed himself. YUCK! All those wrinkles! Wendy can’t move, she’s being controlled by the old perverted man. He was going to rape her. This old man let out a gasp and when for it, ‘CLANG!’ her chastity belt saved her life! “Hmmm….what’s this?” he said. “Yes! You can do no shit!! Ha ha!” Wendy said. “You’ll see! Hiyaaaaaaaaaa!” the old man screamed. Suddenly there was a great ball of fire forming at his crouch area. “This time…………..it’s mine!” and ‘PIANG!” he failed. The impact of the fire balls accidentally pressed the light saber mode on her chastity belt, ‘BZZZP!’ it slice off that old bastard’s green dick! “Oww!!!!! Where’s me dick!?” he screamed in pain. “Pay you must!!!!” he said and ran away. Everything went on as usual that day.

That night, the emergency alarm was sounded. Everyone woke up wandering what’s the big deal. They went to the hall. “Citizens…..we are in a complicated situation………….one of our small town has been seize by the clones. A war has begun………tomorrow, we’ll strike back! Its fire against fire...Well, that’s all. Have a good night sleep because tomorrow we are leaving in 0500 hours.” The mayor said and left without further notice.

That morning, the whole city was busy, men aged from 16-50 were forced to join the army while women aged from 18-30 were forced to come along as companions, cooks, cleaners, nurses and all the nasty position you can think of. They gathered at the airfield for a last meeting. They were rows of jets, helicopters and planes. For some reason, each of the aircraft has the word, ‘Made in China’ written all over.

The would-be soldiers were then divided into groups, each one lead by a high-rank general. They were about 7 groups in total. Each group has approximately 300 humans, 200 half-breeds and another 100 civilizations that has yet to be known. They were given a gun and some bullets each. Fear could be seen all over their face. Their families mourn for them. They wished goodbye to their loved ones before they entered their assigned plane.

Wendy and Luke Skywalker were on the same plane along with Anakin, Yoda, Chewbacca (the stupid hairy ape) and R2-D2. “Hmmm…….Chewbacca has the arrows…R2-D2 has a laser…..Yoda has the powers……Luke and me has light sabers….but...you, where’s your weapon to defend yourself?” Anakin said. “I have one…….its just that you can’t see it.” Wendy replied. “Ooooo……I don’t get it.” Anakin said. “I know….you need to see it to believe.” Wendy said. “Then show me.” He said. “You’ll see it during the war.” Wendy said. “Suits you!” Anakin said and took out a lollipop. He does that when he’s angry or sad.

Hours later, the planes reached their destination. The passengers went down by using parachutes. The whole sky was filled with me in hemisphere thingy. They then secretly track down their enemies. They seem to be a feast going on.

“Hey mom!” Wendy said. “I said…never mind. What?” Luke Skywalker said. “I have a plane.” Wendy said. “Shoot.” He said. “It goes like this…I will infiltrate the enemy’s wall by disguising as a performer and open the gates from inside. Then I will give you a signal to come in” Wendy said. “But, that could risk your life.” He replied. “I know…. I will be extra careful” she said. “It’s agreed then. Wendy’s going to sneak in and open the gates from within. Then we are going to bash in and act crazy.” Luke said. They gave her encouragements. Before Wendy go, Luke said, “Hey, what you did there was really brave. If you were to survive…you can call me mom.” “Thanks mom!” Wendy said. “D’oh!”

Wend was on fire! She walked passed the enemy lines and went straight to the gate. She undressed herself, with only her bra and chastity belt on. “Hey you there!” a guard said. “Yes….”Wendy replied in a seductive tone. “What’s your business here?” he asked. “I’m here to cheer you soldier boys up.” She replied and gave him a wink* “OPEN THE DOORS!” he shouted and the doors were slowly opened. She entered.

The whole place was covered in blood and dust. The residents were held captive by them. Then, their leader came. “You say that you are a performer.” He said. “Yes I am.” Wendy said. “Prove it!” he said. “Fine! Ask your men to group together and I’ll entertain everyone.” She said. The leader then nods to one of his men and brought her to a stage.

“Men! Since that you have done such a great job, I have a treat for you!” he shouted. “YEAHH!!” they roared back. Wendy then got up. Some of them whistled and some cheered. “Hi! I’m from Arab and I’m going to do a little belly dancing.” She said. She used her portable radio found in her radio, chose a suitable song and danced. The crowd was enjoying. Little did they know that it was a hologram. Wendy was at the main gates, opening the door. They are in for a shock.

Outside Wendy’s fired a flare gun as a signal. “Look! She’s ready!” Luke said. “CHARGE!” and they penetrated the walls. The enemies were too late to realize what happen. In minutes, all of them were dead or wounded. “Yes! We won! We won!!!” Anakin shouted. “No! Look!” Luke said and pointed towards the sky. Their reinforcements are here. “Men it’s good knowing you…..I just wanna say good luck!” Luke gave a touching speech that ignites the flame in everyone’s heart. The planes landed. Out came fully-armed, muscular men, roaring and running towards them. Luke’s unskilled men were easily killed by the trained men. Now all that was left is only Wendy, Luke Skywalker, Anakin and Chewbacca, Yoda died of massive blood loss from a castrated dick. They were losing. It’s so obvious. 4 men against a hundred thousand. All hopes for victory all gone. The odds are against them. It’s either they surrender and die or attack and die too. Whatever they do, they must die in the end.

Wendy was somehow literally on fire when everyone else was ready to die. She changed into light saber mode and charge through. Her ass shakes, killing everything I sight. This gave Luke Skywalker and the others new courage. They soon joined her too, fighting like legendary warriors from fairy tales. Wendy was undisputed! Whenever someone comes near or tries to shot her, she just summersaults towards them and they are sliced into half. Not even a single strain of her hair was touched. She’s invincible!

Now from a hundred thousands, it became ten thousands and from ten thousands, it became a thousand. Sooner or later they will all perish. Wendy was still on high fuel while the others are running out on energy. Anakin is panting like a dog; Luke Sky Walker can barely sing his light saber and Chewbacca fell asleep on his 6009th kill.

The hope of freedom lies on the palm of Wendy. If she succeeds, she’s a hero. If she lost, she would be insult for a very long time. It’s up to her to save the day. The villains surround her. Wherever she turns, there’s someone there. Her light Saber’s battery bar is low, needs to be recharge or 2 Energizer batteries will do. It will only be seconds before the light goes out and that’s not a good thing….not at all.

She speeds up, shaking her ass vigorously, killing more and more with each swing and movement. She’s now feared by everyone cause her eyes are wild. Then the worst has come…..she lost power. There was a sight of relieve on the opposition team. They approached her, feeling surer that it’s a win-win situation.
Wendy knows that death is near. She crouches on the ground waiting to be slaughter. Little did she know that help is on the way.

Suddenly, up on the sky, something huge is coming. Is it a friend of a foe? Stream-lined, aerodynamic shaped, 6 pairs of missile, 4 machine guns………..a work of art.

Everyone was stunned for a moment waiting to see who the intruder was. Then it launches a missile straight towards the enemy’s home base, destroying all the major units. Who were them? It’s no one else but Lester and Benedict! They came at the right time.

Seeing this, everyone fled for their lives. Lester and Benedict landed and ran out carrying machine guns and guess what! 2 batteries. Lester threw them to Wendy and she quickly placed them in the ‘box’. She’s ready for more! She gave out a mighty roar and slaughters everything that stands in her way. She’s a machine!

Sunset, the surface was covered with corpses, limbs, heads, weapons and blood. The only survivors were Wendy, Luke Skywalker, Anakin, Chewbacca, Lester and Benedict. They went back in the ship Lester and Benedict came with.

From that day onwards, they lived happily ever after. ^_^

The End






















Written theboogeyman