Ranger Rill Song #1 (Intro to Rill)

Song:

Ranger Rill went down to the store to Get'em a pack of Chew-oo! He searched the store from top to bottom, until his face was Blue-oo! He stepped up to the cashiers booth to inquire about the Chew-oo! The Cashier Clerk looked amazed and said "Why do you need that Chew?!"

Chorus: Oh, Ranger Rill once had a spill, which Left him with a Chill! It Scared him once it Scared him twice, it Scared him free of all his lice! But he didn't stop, he chewed away--One chew Mountain, Every Day!

Ranger Rill stopped to think, and then his brain began to shrink, so he took out his billy, and hit the Clerk! Knocked out his teeth! Ran out the door! The Clerk saw Ranger Rill no more!

Soon the Police were after Rill, and he didn't want to take a spill, so he took out his gun and Shot his tire! Rolled off a cliff, left out for Hire! Jumped out his window with a Paraglider!

The Cops were driving way to fast, they screwed themselves in their own ass, fell off the cliff, You get my Drift?

And Ranger Rill, his real name Bill, floated off into the distance.

Chorus, One Chew Mountain Every Day! One Chew Mountain Every Day!