Planets and Moons

The planets and moons must be out of line.
My galaxy must be in the wrong sign.
My horoscope says I'll have a good day.
Is it just fate that things happen their way?

The planets and moons must be on the fritz.
How many stars today; an all-out blitz?
Who's that someone you shall someday marry?
Can't be anyone who thinks you're scary.

The planets and moons must all be broken.
Venus and Neptune won't take your token.
Who knows? One day you could become famous.
If my moon stops acting like Uranus.

The planets and moons must be out of sync.
Mercury and Mars said, "Now you're a jinx."
Asteroids coming? Rocky is your road.
On these days just flush as though a commode.

The planets and moons must be out of whack.
Is this the big day for a heart attack?
Shooting stars flash in the darkness of night.
One sees them by chance, then gone out of sight.

The planets and moons have to be disturbed.
Possibly not now, but please heed these words.
If you don't believe in this sort of stuff.
They'll come a time; someone will call your bluff.

The Planets and moons must be out of line.
Got this feeling I'm running out of time.
There must be some kind of giant black hole.
Ripping through the universe of my soul.

The planets and moons must be on the blink.
The orbit isn't right, time now to think.
Horoscopes can't predict everyone's day.
Saturn's rings won't slow my declining clay.

The planets and moons must be out of tune.
Don't let them ruin your day, just resume.
The Sun and Jupiter, largest by far.
May hold the answers; which lie in the stars.


(did not use Earth or Pluto) AABB 10 syl.