Anger and Response

STUPID CRACK-HEAD, YOU CAN'T COUNT, YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS JOB, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT, YOU ARE IN CHARGE, THIS MARRIAGE IS RIDING ON YOUR HEAD ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME. SOMETIMES YOU AGITATE ME, YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF WHEN YOU CALM UP LIKE THAT. IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME I'M LEAVING AND YOU CAN DEAL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE ROMANTIC JUST LIKE MY DAD IS WITH HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND. SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE YOU. WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER I'VE HAD IT! SOMETIMES I THINK I'M STILL SINGLE. IF I WERE ANYBODY ELSE I WOULD LEAVE YOU. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS PRICE GOUGING, HOW CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH CHARGING THESE PRICES WHEN IT IS CHEAPER EAST OF HERE. DO YOU NEED TO USE SO MUCH BLEACH WHEN YOU ARE CLEANING, YOU REALLY NED TO USE SOMETHING ELSE, YOU ARE MAKING MY NOSE HURT, THIS IS AFFECTING MY SINUSES, I WILL TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE ABOUT YOU USING BLEACH, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE USING BLEACH. I'M TIRED OF YOU, YOU JUST SIT IN YOUR CHAIR AND SLEEP, YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN SINCE WE MADE LOVE, I FEEL LIKE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN.

What can I do, I am only one person. I'm not perfect at anything; being a husband, being an assistant manager, being a father, nothing; what do you people want with me.
I'm slow, fat, I have arthritis in my joints, and I'm not well-endowed. I clean with bleach because I'm told to. I'm short, and I can't count because I still don't know the in's and outs of this paperwork well enough to find the problems. So please do me a favor and GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!