Obituary for Barbie

Barbie’s Obituary

Our dear and beautiful friend Fashion Barbie has died
today in an unfortunate accident. We will miss Barbie
and her pretty blonde hair. We will also miss the way
she never said anything bad. It is hard to say
something bad when you don't say anything at all. She
was a lovely woman, always ready to extend a hand to
anyone. She loved her high heels so much that her feet
were permanently shaped to walk on her toes. We will
miss helping her shop for new shoes. We will also miss
the days we styled her hair in outrageous trends
and she just sat still and smiled. She even
smiled when the cat bit her finger off. Her ability to smile
through anything and everything will not be forgotten. It is almost as if her smile was painted on.
It is very sad that her knees were
not very good any more, they were clicking every time
she moved them. She is survived by her sometimes
boyfriend Fashion Ken, a little sister Kelly, and a
new born child who has no name. She was a wonderful
friend, sister, doctor, mom, dancer, skater, mermaid,
rocker, princess, model, and actor. We are sorry you
left us Barbie. We will miss you. We will send your
head with you to the afterlife.