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About a boy named Ace and his friends until he meets th new girl |
My Perfect Relationship Ace: Look at that girl she is hot Joe: She is bi Sophia: What are you doing Joe: Talking the hottest bisexual ever Sophia: (slaps Joe) You are a pervert Ace: That’s what you get Joe: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you Sophia: (punches in the face) You fruit cake Ace: Aha you are stupid fruit cake Joe: What the heck are you laughing at I don’t see what is so funny Sophia: (throws a book) You are as big of a pervert as he is Ace: Hey lets stop with the violence and get out of here Joe: Lets go to all lunches Ace: Cant mom says if I fail one more class then my tail is grass Sophia: Nope to smart for that Joe: I didn’t expect your smart mouth to go Mr. Rogers: Get to class Joe: I am not taking this Mr. Rogers: You better take this before I kick your… Ms. Man: You three get the heck out of my hall and get to class All: Yes sir Ms. Man: Mr. Rogers get your tail back to your post Ace: You know that Mr. Rogers is going to kick your butt right Joe: Heck no I can totally kick his butt Ace: Joe your so nothing Joe: say what you were going to say ugly hag Sophia: hey stop fighting Ace: hey, Joe is my best friend you know Joe: yeah as we go on… Ace: are you you know singing a song Joe: what the heck are you talking about Ace: ok Joe Joe: (humming) as we go on we… Ace: there you go again with that song Joe: what the heck are you talking about Ace: you know what I'm talking about Joe: what the heck are you talking about Ace: Never mind its just a waste of time talking to you anyways Ki: hi Joe Joe: hey Ki where is the rest of your name at Ki: Joe you are so funny Joe: what the heck is he talking about Ki: Joey come to me Joe: hey your so gay no you’re a frag Ki: (rips off face) hi Joe Joe: oh my god you’re a girl that’s nasty Ki: I'm not nasty Ace: that was the gaiest thing I ever seen Joe: man your nasty times 2 Ki: I will not be nasty when I put on these girl clothing’s Joe: Ace did you just see that she changed from man to girl in seconds Ace: don’t you mean boy to girl Joe: yeah whatever but look Ace: yeah shes hot I know Sophia: Hey who the hell is this smutty girl Ki: Hi nice to meet you Sophia: Hi she still looks like a hoe just kidding Ace: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you Sophia: Whatever I am going home Ace: Okay bye let me walk this sweet thang home Ki: Sure why not Joe: Hey I want to go too Sophia: I am finally home who the heck does he think he is I have no idea what I saw in him back in 8th grade oh now I remember he use to be so nice and kind but now he is a big jerk. Its better if I not think about all of that I should just take a shower. Ki: Well we are here Ace: Okay well bye Joe: See ya Ki: Bye Joe: Well I am going to head home and eat some of mamas homemade chili Ace: Okay Joe: See ya Ace: (running to Sophia’s house) Sophia: (getting out of shower) I feel so alone when I think he does not care Ace: (throwing rocks at window) hey Sophia come out hey whatever your mad at just hit Joe for it tomorrow ok hey we are best friend this is just like old time me standing here yelling to get you throwing rocks hey come on Oldlady: get the heck out of my yard Ace: sorry Sophia: Ace over here you always think thing are a game Ace:what do you mean Sophia: Ace you are still a kid and its time to move on Ace: what Sophia: grow up Ace: sophia I l always act like this Sophia: that’s why you need to grow up you and Joe Ace: hey now what did Joe ever do to you Sophia: what did he do for you Ace: he took a bullt for me that why he my best friend havent you seen his sholder Sophia: Ace I'm sorry I never knew Ace: shut up (running) he would do anything for that why I love him like a brother Sophia: Ace Ace come back I was just mad please wait |