5/4/2015 I write this journal in the hopes that somebody will some day find it. Perhaps then it will all make sense. The insanity, the sacrifice, the binging on coconut macaroons, the hairless cats, the inexplicable popularity of Justin Bieber, all of it. But as this is a parody journal belonging to a very strange person, perhaps not. I can only hope and pray that it will. Be free little journal post. Go forth into the wilds of the internets. |