As Proximus Ceasar said: "What a wonderful day!" |
Was that before or after one of those pesky Ninja Monkeys hit him in the head with a banana peel? |
Would you rather... Only be able to tell the truth, but never be believed? Or Always be believed, but only be able to lie? |
I might as well plump for the second option - it offers more possibilities for entertainment. |
Isn't that how things are now? It seems the truth is not believed nowadays and the lies are taken as truth! Even so, I'll stick to telling the truth unless it concerns a female asking me if her current wardrobe makes her butt look fat! |
A big thank you to whoever nominated my story for a Quill award. It is an honour to be nominated and I am truly grateful to the Writing.com community for all the excellent advice over the years. It's a particularly excellent crop of work this year, so please check out all the nominees and finalists. |