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Well, here it goes! 'The Bard's Hall Contest' got me blogging again, so wish me luck!
You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. -- Maya Angelou

Here I go again, blogging! I'm doing this for:
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My blog picture above is located in the beautiful, scenic Sedona, Arizona. We vacationed there at the end of December, 2019 thru January 2020 - right around when the pandemic began. What a chaotic year it was, too! A scary time for all of us!

I am hoping that this blog will show my creativity, heart, and soul, and reveal a little more of myself. I'm a shy person at heart and don't post too much in Newsfeed, but I love reading what others are saying. *Smile*

I'm off to post my first blog...
April 18, 2022 at 7:08pm
April 18, 2022 at 7:08pm
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There once was a woman named Arden,
Who had a nightmare of a break-in,
She got scared and kicked out in defense
At her husband who didn’t move an inch
Sending her to the floor on her assets.

A woodpecker came to cause a stir,
By drilling holes in her Gazebo!
With a broom, she convinced him to go,
Pileated looked down his long beak,
Crapped, then flew away with a loud screech.

Once she put her finger in the fish tank,
Where a betta fish was swimming by,
Thought it was food, he bit her point-blank,
She drew her hand back in fright, the fish
flew across the room with a cry,
Right where her cat was playing - "Sigh."

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