As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
*😝😜🤪😲😃Wife to her Accountant husband*: 😲 *what is inflation?* Husband: Earlier you were *36-24-36.* But now you are *48-40-48.* Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is *INFLATION .😜* *Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪 Interviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜* *Accountancy fact:*😲😜🤪 What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*😝 A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜😜😜 *An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*😝😜 A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with u! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣 ------------------------- *😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲* When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣 ------------------------- *😜👻😲😝Philosophy of marriage* : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as *GOD*.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get *reversed*..😂😂😂😂 ------------------------- *👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...* *"Love One Another"* And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 ------------------------- *Don't laugh alone pass it on !!🌌 😄😄* |