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As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
Evolution of Love Part 2
October 7, 2020 at 2:53am
October 7, 2020 at 2:53am
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*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes?

*Just read* this๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
You won't ask it again!!๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‡

A couple ๐Ÿ‘ซ watching an IPL ๐ŸŽพ match on the TV ๐Ÿ’ป together. After five minutes:

*Wife:* Is that Bret Lee?

*Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

*Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ๐Ÿ˜† like his brother.

*Husband*: ๐Ÿ˜จ He does not have an actor brother

*Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?๐Ÿ˜„

*Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

*Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

*Husband:* No. It is called action replay๐Ÿ˜ซ.

*Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one.

*Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata ๐Ÿ˜”

*Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter๐Ÿšก.

*Husband*: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญHe is not calling for a helicopter. Itโ€™s a free hit. ๐Ÿ˜œ

*Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a โ€˜ freeโ€™ hit?

*Husband*:๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

*Wife:* Now whom is he saying โ€˜HIโ€™ to?

*Husband*: He is signalling a โ€˜Byeโ€™.

*Wife:* Why is he saying โ€˜Byeโ€™. Is the game over๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†?
*Husband*:๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฐ
*Wife:* How many runs to win?

*Husband*: 72 in 36 balls

*Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

*Husband turns off the TV!!!*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

Wife turns it on and watches *โ€˜Bharathi Kannammaโ€™
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

*Husband*: Who is this Kannamma?

*Wife:* Your mum....๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
How many times have I told you..
*DO NOT* disturb me when I am watching TV..

*Husband:* ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


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