As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes? *Just read* this๐๐ You won't ask it again!!๐๐ A couple ๐ซ watching an IPL ๐พ match on the TV ๐ป together. After five minutes: *Wife:* Is that Bret Lee? *Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. *Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ๐ like his brother. *Husband*: ๐จ He does not have an actor brother *Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?๐ *Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian *Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. *Husband:* No. It is called action replay๐ซ. *Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one. *Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata ๐ *Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter๐ก. *Husband*: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญHe is not calling for a helicopter. Itโs a free hit. ๐ *Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a โ freeโ hit? *Husband*:๐จ๐ฐ *Wife:* Now whom is he saying โHIโ to? *Husband*: He is signalling a โByeโ. *Wife:* Why is he saying โByeโ. Is the game over๐๐๐? *Husband*:๐๐ฐ *Wife:* How many runs to win? *Husband*: 72 in 36 balls *Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball *Husband turns off the TV!!!*๐๐๐. Wife turns it on and watches *โBharathi Kannammaโ ๐ ๐ ๐ *Husband*: Who is this Kannamma? *Wife:* Your mum....๐ก๐ก๐ก How many times have I told you.. *DO NOT* disturb me when I am watching TV.. *Husband:* ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ |