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Complex Numbers A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number. The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi. Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary. Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty. |
So. I'm cheating today. Rather than picking from my list at random, I'll be featuring an article from my queue about the French Revolution. Obviously, because today is le quatorze juillet. The French Revolution is a landmark period in European history, but people still get a lot of it wrong. Are you kidding? We Americans can't even get our own history right. E.g.: The Alamo. 1. Misconception: Les MisĂ©rables takes place during the French Revolution. Confession time: I have never read Les Mis. I have never seen the play. I have never seen any of the movies. It's not that I don't want to; it's just that I've never once sat down and gone, "You know what I should do? I should see Les Mis." Someday. But today is not that day, because as this article points out, it's not about la rĂ©volution at all. After seeing the 2012 film adaptation of the musical Les MisĂ©rables in theaters, historian Julia Gossard caught a snippet of some other viewersâ conversation. âSo, that was the French Revolution?â one woman asked. âAnd it was unsuccessful?â Look, I'm not a historian. Nor have I, as noted above, ever been exposed to any version of Les Mis. And yet, somehow, I knew this. The article goes on to explain the historical background of the story, and contains spoilers. Insofar as you can spoil a novel that was published 160 years ago. 2. Misconception: Rebels stormed the Bastille to free political prisoners. This is, of course, what led me to link this article today. When the Bastille was stormed on July 14, 1789, there were only seven inmates. One was a wayward relative sent by his family, four were serving time for forgery, and two had been committed due to insanityânot the political prisoners you might have imagined. But if the goal wasnât to free prisoners, why attack a prison? The real reason, according to most historians, was for ammunition. But why was... never mind. It's in the article. 3. Misconception: French reformists all wanted to end the monarchy. Well, duh. That would be like saying that everyone who wanted taxation with representation in the Colonies wanted to revolt against King George III. The economic crisis illuminated some of Franceâs long-standing issues, perhaps most notably the insidious effects of feudalism. Not only did the nobility and high-ranking clergy members own most of the land, but their positions came with a lot of perks and exempted them from a lot of taxes. Hm... do I hear an echo? But it wasnât like âDeath to the monarchyâ and âLong live the monarchyâ were your only two options. In fact, many political factions simply wanted a constitutional monarchy. And when the National Assembly created its constitution, thatâs what it was for. Well, it worked for England. France, however, has a long history of doing the exact opposite of what England was doing, just because. 4. Misconception: The guillotine was invented during the French Revolution. Not only did Joseph-Ignace Guillotin not invent guillotines, he didnât even design the ones used during the French Revolution. All he really did was suggest that France standardize executions. I guess there weren't too many anti-death-penalty Revolutionaries. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin was against the death penalty altogether, but apparently, he realized that France was nowhere near being ready to give it up. Ironically, Guillotin was one of them. âWith my machine,â he explained, âI strike off your head in the twinkling of an eye and you wonât feel a thing.â "My machine?" I thought you said... aw, forget it, Jacques, it's France. Incidentally, I'm sure they thought it was humane, but it turns out that you're aware for possibly up to ten seconds after your body is separated from your head. Ten seconds of rolling around in a basket probably seemed like an eternity. So much for "humane." 5. Misconception: Marie Antoinette said âLet them eat cake.â Hopefully, everyone already knew this. I'm sure it's a useful myth to tell your country, but it's still false. Just for pedantryâs sake, the sentence in French is âQuâils mangent de la brioche,â which literally means âLet them eat brioche.â Brioche is a rich, buttery bread thatâs way more extravagant than what poor peasants wouldâve been eatingâitâs not exactly cake, but it doesnât really change the supposed sentiment. Not unless Marie was about to open the pantries of Versailles and personally distribute said brioche to the revolting peasants. But the correct French phrasing does shed a little light on how it got popularized. The earliest known record of âQuâils mangent de la briocheâ comes from philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseauâs Confessions, penned in the 1760s. In Book Six, he wrote, translated from French: âAt length, I recollected the thoughtless saying of a great princess, who, on being informed that the country people had no bread, replied, âThen let them eat brioche!ââ Which, by itself, doesn't mean that Marie couldn't have said it. That horrid movie about her back in the noughties kept mum on the subject, too. If I recall it correctly. I'm not about to watch that pile of merde again to check my memory. So anyway, in honor of Bastille day, there it is: the record (kind of) set straight. |