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Gender
Male
Birthday
November 6 1994
Location
Doc Brown's flying time-train
About Me
Sen. D. DeVilliers, R-PA. Six foot eight, Nobel laureate, fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist. Holds Guinness World Record for largest quantity of beer drank in one sitting (347 cans of PBR—that's almost 33 gallons). Occasionally filibusters Senate bills at random, reciting James Joyce's "Ulysses" from memory until either a successful cloture vote is reached or the bill is tabled. Inventor of the wheel and sliced bread. Once beat God at a game of Connect Four.
Type of Writer
Cross Leo Tolstoy with Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho," then subtract about sixty IQ points.
Writing Style
Like firing grapeshot from a Napoleonic-era brass cannon into a group of howler monkeys, then transcribing the ensuing noise.
Interests
Guitar, women, golf, singing (poorly), collecting fountain pens, hiking, buying tools I'll probably never actually need, firearms, US law and politics, history, philosophy, literature, and winning at pretty much every drinking game ever conceived.
Website / Homepage
dbdevilliers.wordpress.com
My Blog
axivmatic.tumblr.com
Group Memberships
The Justice League, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Little League baseball, the Illuminati, the Fantastic Four, Pipefitters Local 274, the US Senate, the Republican Party, and the Fellowship of the Ring.
Favorite Link
twitter.com/DustinDeVillier
Favorite Genres
Phonebooks from densely-populated metropolitan areas—ones printed during the late 1990s, ideally.
Favorite Books
I can't read. However, I'm really enjoying this beautiful, mint condition Bell directory from the greater Atlanta area, dated 1997. The white pages are just delightful. I could peruse them nonstop from dawn to dusk—in fact, I sometimes do xDDD
Favorite Authors
Fyodor Dostoevsky, William Faulkner, Franz Kafka, James Joyce, Charles Bukowski, Tucker Max (lol), F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Leo Tolstoy, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Ron Chernow, Max Hastings, J.G. Farrell, Albert Camus
Favorite Poets
Lil Wayne
Favorite Quote
"Writers are desperate people, and when they stop being desperate, they stop being writers."
Favorite Music
Could fill a book, but off the top of my head—Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Bauhaus, The Shins, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iron & Wine, Tool, Beirut, Bon Iver, The National, Murder by Death, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Primus, Tallest Man, Bright Eyes
Favorite Movies
Three-way tie between "Lincoln," "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie" and David Lynch's "Eraserhead."
Favorite Shows
Television static with the volume turned all the way up, hour-long 4AM infomercials, wealthy televangelists whose churches seat more people than Madison Square Garden, or anything featuring the late, great Billy Mays. I'm really fun at parties.
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