Hello. My name is Benjamin Freitag. I don't normally write stories in my free time. If I do it could be a miracle, or I might actually be engaged in writing outside of my obligatory work (which might also be a miracle) I like to write funny stories because I love seeing friends, teachers and family laugh to my absurd sentences. Oh, I guess I do also write them to achieve good grades in school (though nobody really worries about that now, do they?). I guess I could tell you about my entire life, but that wouldn't really be too interesting, nor would it be relevant. Feel free to check out my weird stories. I just hope you like my humor. :)