Greetings all and beware. For I am the half-chewed twinkie lodged in the throat of virtue...I am the terror that shrinks from the right...I am a lover, a liar, a cheat, and aone of the most caring people you'll ever meet. Wrong me and live the rest of your days in fear, but please me and your days will be filled with raucus and good-natured chaos...For I am Amberyl Trubbel, queen of Mischeif, Mirth, and all that seek the path of the Vexing. So don't say i didn't warn you.