I live my life mostly by the Three B's- biking, banjoing, and beard(ing). Not to say I'm a world-class cyclist. I am not. Not to say I be pickin' Scruggs status. I do not. Not to say I don't have a beard. It's invisible. If the Three B's were to change their name to the One F, I would have to say- Floomadiddle. Which means nonsense. These are just some things I enjoy. A simple equation to understanding me looks something like this: Everything I Say-(minus)Serious=(equals)What I Mean. I kept a steady D through my public school career in math. You may also find that I eat entire apples and think in rhymes about nearly everything all of the time