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Hello! Welcome! <p>{all of the above in many different languages to make me sound cooler}</p> I don't really know what to say to hook you all to me, short of writing an entire book about how awesome I am, but I would love to share this quote that keeps me going.<p><i> If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. [then tell the world how you did it]</i></p>
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    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1836404
    She longed to introduce him to the business end of a knife.
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