I'm Dan. I've lived in many places and held many jobs. I went to college, but I never really liked it. I even went to graduate school and I especially hated it. I've spent most of my life in FL, which is, for better or worse, the American state I most intimately know, and subsequently write about. Well, I write about a lot of things, and I mean them to be funny, sad , and/or disgusting. Cheers.