My name is Christopher Maynard but I go by Chris. I am married to the most beautiful girl I know and my best friend. As for why I am on this site, honestly I don't know. I do know I have a lot of things that are built up that I could let out year and years worth of things, but I don't even know where to start. But I guess we will find out in due time when I start writing some things on here. When I do start writing on here I would like everyone to know that most of my stuff will prolly be "Parental Advisory" I will try to put something at the top of each thing i write so it is known on which ones. Also will make words shorter if i feel lazy.