I am a retired old dude with a sarcastic potty mouth,a minor in English, and a lot of time to kill. I do yard work, tinker with a small, raised garden,and do an occasional snifter of tequila with a sangrita (not sangria)chaser as I bemoan the fact that I am not down in San Miguel, sitting on my favorite park bench in Centro,and watching the pretty senoritas. I am an animal lover, an environmentalist, and a socialist of sorts. I think I am fairly likable, but you'll have to be the judge of that.